Sailing Oxymorons

[OGITD]

5 minute jobs!?

A 5 minute job (on the boat)

I like all those "A 5 minute job (on the boat)" moments...just wish SWMBO would understand...LOL.....THWACK! OUCH!!!

 

[alahol2]

Jiffy reef
Cruising Chute
SWMBO
Single line reefing
A glass of wine/beer/whiskey
Yard maintained

 

[Moodyjim]

Shouldn't that be ONE glass of wine/beer/whisky/gin and tonic?

 

[Danny Jo]

Unsinkable Etap?

('Twould be a shame if they did sink; as far as I know they are the only builder offering the incomparable tandem keel (aka Warwick tandem keel).)

 

[johnalison]

A good night's sleep

Yachtmaster

Tasty snack

Weatherproof

 

[timbartlett]

Common sense

 

[LadyInBed]

UK Border Agency

 

[silver-fox]

Water proof
Estimated Time of Arrival
Plans
Reliable
Marinised
Stainless
Maintenance free
Cost effective

 

[rivonia]

built for single handed sailing

 

[reginaldon]

I like all those "A 5 minute job (on the boat)" moments...just wish SWMBO would understand...LOL.....THWACK! OUCH!!!

self - I'll have it done in an hour
swmbo - I've heard that before.

 

[Blueboatman]

Worse than a dry bilge would be, perhaps, A DRY SHIP..?

After you have applied all those ' Bargain' surface 'Restorers', enjoyed some 'Unusual and unseasonal weather' and sailed to that port with its 'Straightforward Approach' and 'all facilities available' including 'Hot Showers', I want to be aboard the floating caricature of a Plimsoll defying 1930s Rumrunner, not some dusty 'dry ship'..

 

[Cliveshep]

Economical family boating

 

[kingfisher]

professional broker

 

[kingfisher]

I can see into the future. I predict that Lakesailor wil post something at 21:32

 

[Lakesailor]

vibration-free

I've moved forward an hour, to fool you all

 

[kingfisher]

For other predictions, such as lottery numbers, please PM me so that I can send you my account number.

 

[sighmoon]

Sensible boat

 

[Grehan]

That problem will soon sort itself out.

 

[CAPTAIN FANTASTIC]

"Value" insurance

 

[Cotillion]

Boatshow Special