S*x and the computer NB

[Sybarite]

A teacher was disussing gender in a French class. “The house is LA maison, the pencil is LE crayon.” “What about ‘computer’ ?” a kid asked. She wasn’t sure and so she asked the boys and girls to group respectively and come up with what they thought it should logically be.

The boys said that clearly it should be feminine because :

•Only their creator understands their logic.
•The language used to communicate between them is incomprehensible to others.
•Even the slightest errors are stored to be retrieved at a future date.
•Once you invest in them, half your income goes on accessories.

The girls on the other hand considered them to masculine :

•To get anything out of them you have to turn them on.
•They store a lot of data but that doesn’t make them intelligent.
•They are supposed to help you solve problems; they ARE however normally the problem.
•Once you commit to one, they bring out a better model.

John


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[Brian_B]

If you let them get cold and wet, they sit in the corner sulking and refuse to work. This applied to computers as well!

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[longjohnsadler]

Afternoon, John.

A horse and a chicken were walking through a wood near their farm, when the horse fell into a bog.
'I can't pull you out,' said the chicken, 'you're much too heavy!'
'Never mind that,' said the horse. 'Go back to the farm, bring the farmers BMW and a rope and pull me out.'
And this is what happened.
Next day, the pair were walking in a different part of the wood when the chick fell into a bog this time.
'Quick.' said the chick, 'Go and fetch the farmers BMW... '
The horse looked rather disdainful and put its legs at the corners of the bog. 'No need for that. Reach up and grab my dick and I'll pull you out.'
And this is what happened.

Moral of the story?
If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pull the chicks...

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[webcraft]

SWMBO just read this and opined that it's time you lot got back on the water!

- Nick

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