Right SALISBURY next!

[dickhicks]

Re: form an orderly queue..

Vyv, I 'm glad you have just said that - my daughter and (girl)friend have just told me they are going on sunday for a weeks holiday! To see another friend who's been in Damascus for 2 years - who's now fluent in arabic.

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[jimi]

and Stonehenge ..

the stones need Freedom!

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[TheBoatman]

Re: and Stonehenge ..

Never mind about bombing places?

Lets just go for politicians of all types, Would soon solve the worlds problems.

No more

Fighting
Wars.
Biological agents.
Regulations.
Reduced taxes, because we won't have to finance the buggers
Gatso cameras.
Better TV, because it would free up about 20 hours/week on mindless lying programmes.
Would no longer have to listen to G.Paxman esq.
Save about 3/4 of the worlds rain forests in lost paper prodution.
Better NHS due to lack of interference
Better Transport sytem (see above)

And many more I'm sure you lot could add.

Works for me?



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[Twister_Ken]

Axes of Yeovil

"Axis of Evil"  by John Cleese 

Bitter after being snubbed for membership in the "Axis of Evil", Libya,China and Syria today announced that they had formed the "Axis of Just as Evil", which they said would be more evil than that stupid Iran-Iraq-North Korea axis President Bush warned of in his State of the Union address.
 
Axis of Evil members, however, immediately dismissed the new Axis as having, for starters, a really dumb name. "Right. They are just as evil . . . in their dreams!" declared North Korean leader Kim Jong-il. "Everybody knows we're the best evils . . . best at  being evil . . . we're the best." 

Diplomats from Syria denied they were jealous over being excluded, although they conceded they did ask if they could join the Axis of Evil. They told us it was full," said Syrian President Bashar al-Assad. "An axis can't have more than three countries", explained Iraqi President Saddam Hussein. "This is not my rule, it's tradition. In World War II you had Germany, Italy, and Japan in the evil Axis. So, you can only have three, and a secret handshake. Ours is wicked cool." 

Elsewhere, peer-conscious nations rushed to gain triumvirate status in what has become a game of geopolitical chairs. Cuba, Sudan and Serbia announced that they had formed the "Axis of Somewhat Evil", forcing Somalia to join with Uganda and Myanmar in the "Axis of Occasionally Evil", while Bulgaria, Indonesia and Russia established the "Axis of Not So Much Evil Really as Just Generally Disagreeable". 

With the criteria suddenly expanded and all the desirable clubs filling up, Sierra Leone, El Salvador, and Rwanda applied to be called the "Axis of Countries That Aren't the Worst But Certainly Won't Be Asked to  Host the Olympics". 

Canada, Mexico and Australia formed the "Axis of Nations That Are Actually Quite Nice But Secretly Have Some Nasty Thoughts About America", while Scotland,  New Zealand and Spain established the "Axis of Countries That Want Sheep to Wear Lipstick". "That's not a threat, really, just something we like to do", said Scottish Executive First Minister Jack McConnell. 

While wondering if the other nations of the world weren't perhaps making fun of him, a cautious Bush  granted approval for most axis, although he rejected the establishment of the "Axis of Countries Whose  Names End in 'Guay", accusing one of its members of filing a false application. Officials from Paraguay,  Uruguay, and Chadguay denied the charges.
 
Israel, meanwhile, insisted it didn't want to join any Axis, but privately world leaders said that's only  because no one asked them. 

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[nicho]

Re: Axes of Yeovil

Quite brilliant Ken!!

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