Ra United Nashuns charter

[claymore]

wis signed oan thes verra day in 1945.
3 hundred years before that youse English bastards send yon Butcher Cumberland up tae a wee spot by Inverness tae soort oot oor bonny wee Prince which wiz inhospitable tae say ra least an' flies in ra face o' they united nashins.
Fer that reason - Ah'm declarin this a National Speak Scottish Oan Ra Forum Day on this post.
Persons failin tae dae sae wull be bollockated.
Ah hef spake


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[tcm]

Re: wrang cenchurai

It waes anly tae handred years befoor, in 1745! In 1645 a think wae wiz busy wi sam ather business aselves. A ya sure of all thas history cas it seems 'a be ge'n tae ye?

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[claymore]

Jings.

Thinkin oan ra empty heed
Ah'm obliged tae ye ma wee mannie.
(Stairms aff feelin stupid - Goad help they students)

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[Twister_Ken]

I say!

Bollockating? Oh jolly good show. Gervaise and Justin just love it. They'll pop up shortly, I'm sure. Should be there in time for tiffin. Do get the Bath Olivers and the Lapsang Souchon ready, there's a good fellow.

Toodle pip, old bean.

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[ccscott49]

Fit Ye' blethering aboot mon? Culloden wis !745, no 1645!

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[claymore]

Tha\'s a liberty, tha\'

Nae mair o' yin jessie speak oan MA thread.
Consider yersel' bollickated - noo stairt talkin proper er youse wull be sufferin frae ra Irn Bru infusion which wull not be pretty - or pleasant.

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[Mirelle]

Remember the Worcester!

As an oppressed native of Scotland's one sucessful colony, viz, the county of Suffolk, populated from head to foot either with descendants of herring fishermen who came south with the fleet and stopped (East Suffolk) or Perthshire farmers who came south with their ploughs in the 30's (why - Ransomes made perfectly good ploughs!) and took over the farms (West Suffolk) I feel something should be done!

The Master, Mate and Gunner of the perfectly peaceable English merchant ship "Worcester", which made the bad mistake of putting into Leith under stress of weather, a shade over three hundred years ago, were arrested, thown into gaol, tried on a wholly trumped up charge of piracy against the Darien Company ship "Happy Return", and hanged in front of a jeering mob on Leith Sands.

A few weeks later the "Happy Return" did so. Not pirated at all.

The three Englishmen had been judicially murdered in a share support operation on the Edinburgh capital market - the Darien Company was bust, but its Secretary got everyone to believe that its fortunes would have been made by the voyage of the Happy Return, had she not been pirated (which she was'nt).

No wonder we had to sort out this lot!

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[Metabarca]

Re: Jings.

I think my computer's got a virus; when I look at Claymore's posts all I see is a load of random letters which sound like a lot of wheezing and throat clearing if you read them. I think Microsoft call it 'Jockworm'.

;-)

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[Bejasus]

Re: Remember the Worcester!

Hingin's to good fur you lot anyhow. Ah ken weel. Ah've seen yon Braveheart.

Rebellious Scots to overthrow...................Oh! ye bloody well think so.




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[ccscott49]

Re: Remember the Worcester!

To quote the big yin'

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[Mirelle]

What did Oi tell yer, bor?

There's another one! ;-)



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[WeeWullie]

Jings mon, whit a stoatin' notion! Ah'm fair excited .. sae much sae Ah cannie sit doon oan ma wee bucket .. ah'm jist aff tae tell ma wee cleek Maggie Broon that a' gang tae talk proper the day.

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[Twister_Ken]

I will take my custom elsewhere

I am assured both the Irish and the Welsh make perfectly acceptable whisky.

Good day to you, cur.

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[ccscott49]

Jings! Is that oor wullie, in person??? Frae the sunday post?

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[Bejasus]

Whaurs yer pals Fat Bob & Soapy Soutar?

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[ccscott49]

Dinnae ken, but fat colins hereaboots!

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[Twister_Ken]

I thought ...

...Fat Bob fell off his boat some time ago, leaving behind only an empty pension fund.

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[Bejasus]

Ae sample o' oor guid Scottish heritage furra English n'at.

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[ccscott49]

English, bluidy guffies!

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[ccscott49]

English, bluidy guffies! They're called rennies around stonehaven (white settlers)

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