Poster's Pets

[jimi]

Poster\'s Pets

I can just see SnowLeopard with a great big pussy.. what dyathink are other poster's pets?

 

[Deleted member 478]

Re: Poster\'s Pets

I can see you and I and a few others with a Bendy Toy

 

[BlueSkyNick]

Re: Poster\'s Pets

Great Big Pussy - tcm has one of those too, and with spots all over it like Snowleopard's.

 

[Beagle]

Re: Poster\'s Pets - New one!

Big investment this year. Bought a watchdog, for.. well... you never know.

Only trick he has displayed so far is dry humping each and every visitor's leg.... /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif

 

[Deleted member 478]

Re: Poster\'s Pets - New one!

I thought cats had pointy ears and didn't go around humping visitors legs

 

[tcm]

Dead dog

i've adopted a rather ageing and small ugly scottish mongrel which is in kennels near wiltshire. Unfortunately despite feeding it with carefully prepared food and being pleasant to it for years, I'm going to get it put down as it's an embarrssment, staggers all over the place, smells bad and the worst thing is - regardles of the owner or nature of *any* post that might turn up - he just wrecks it.

 

[dralex]

Re: Poster\'s Pets

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I can just see SnowLeopard with a great big pussy.. what dyathink are other poster's pets?

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DOes that follow on from Snowleopard's thoughts about useful crew members.

 

[Ships_Cat]

Re: Poster\'s Pets

I think Jimi has a Heffalump which he caught in a Very Deep Pit called a Cunning Trap (as did Winnie the Pooh, which explains why Pooh never had to wear trousers).

John

 

[jimi]

Re: Dead dog

Yes, know what you mean. Wish it'd give up smoking as well!

 

[tcm]

Re: Daft dog

okay then, i forgot to say that this dog always gets hold of the wrong end of the stick, and is called Jimi.

 

[Rowana]

Re: Poster\'s Pets

Alex ! !

I'm surprised at you . . .



But I like your way of thinking . . .

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[Das_Boot]

Re: Poster\'s Pets

Stingo and nas walking down the street they see a dog licking its bollocks Nas says to stingo gee I wish I could do that. Stingo says I wouldnt if I were you the dog might bite.

 

[jimi]

Ooh that\'s sweet

I'm deeply touched that you've named your dog after me! But really you should have got a handsome intelligent canine to make it a credible alligator! I've stopped taking the Glucasamine tablets now so the fooul smelling emanations from my posterior are rather more infrequent.. so you could get away with a non farting dog if pressed.

I've called my parrot TCM and he's got a clever trick of saying a liitle rhyme that starts

"My name is TCM..."

can you guess the rest?

 

[Phoenix of Hamble]

Re: Ooh that\'s sweet

My name is TCM,
I've got a big fast stinkie...
I'm quicker than Das_Boot for sure,
as he's got a littler pinkie......

 

[Deleted member 478]

Re: Ooh that\'s sweet

My name is TCM
and I don't what is stands for.
So I asked that clever Jim
He said Truely Crap Metaphore

 

[Das_Boot]

Re: Ooh that\'s sweet

People often call me a w*nker. My reply is allways. Have you been spying on me. And if so how could you tell. I might just have been brushing dirt from myself.

 

[Colin_S]

Re: Ooh that\'s sweet

My name is TCM
and it's with a certain sadness
that I have to openly admit
to talking Total Cr8P and Madness

 

[Kristal]

Re: Poster\'s Pets

I had a ginger tom last week, handsomest and cleverest cat I ever knew. He was run over and killed last Friday.

 

[Lakesailor]

Re: Poster\'s Pets

These are our best marketing tools, as well as being great fun....... guests love 'em and tolerate us.

 

[tcm]

Re: Ooh that\'s sweet

My name is TCM
and i am jimi's parrot
I like crap to on jimi's deck
with blackberries and carrot

So jimi had to clean his boat
but the boat it is no more
cos what we sed was H-two-O
was H-two-S-O-4