jimi
Well-known member
Poster\'s Pets
I can just see SnowLeopard with a great big pussy.. what dyathink are other poster's pets?
I can just see SnowLeopard with a great big pussy.. what dyathink are other poster's pets?
Poster's Pets
- Thread starter jimi
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Deleted member 478
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Re: Poster\'s Pets
I can see you and I and a few others with a Bendy Toy
I can see you and I and a few others with a Bendy Toy
BlueSkyNick
Active member
Re: Poster\'s Pets
Great Big Pussy - tcm has one of those too, and with spots all over it like Snowleopard's.
Great Big Pussy - tcm has one of those too, and with spots all over it like Snowleopard's.
Beagle
New member
Re: Poster\'s Pets - New one!
Big investment this year. Bought a watchdog, for.. well... you never know.
Only trick he has displayed so far is dry humping each and every visitor's leg.... /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif
Big investment this year. Bought a watchdog, for.. well... you never know.
Only trick he has displayed so far is dry humping each and every visitor's leg.... /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif
D
Deleted member 478
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Re: Poster\'s Pets - New one!
I thought cats had pointy ears and didn't go around humping visitors legs
I thought cats had pointy ears and didn't go around humping visitors legs
tcm
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Dead dog
i've adopted a rather ageing and small ugly scottish mongrel which is in kennels near wiltshire. Unfortunately despite feeding it with carefully prepared food and being pleasant to it for years, I'm going to get it put down as it's an embarrssment, staggers all over the place, smells bad and the worst thing is - regardles of the owner or nature of *any* post that might turn up - he just wrecks it.
i've adopted a rather ageing and small ugly scottish mongrel which is in kennels near wiltshire. Unfortunately despite feeding it with carefully prepared food and being pleasant to it for years, I'm going to get it put down as it's an embarrssment, staggers all over the place, smells bad and the worst thing is - regardles of the owner or nature of *any* post that might turn up - he just wrecks it.
dralex
New member
Re: Poster\'s Pets
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I can just see SnowLeopard with a great big pussy.. what dyathink are other poster's pets?
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I can just see SnowLeopard with a great big pussy.. what dyathink are other poster's pets?
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DOes that follow on from Snowleopard's thoughts about useful crew members.
Ships_Cat
New member
Re: Poster\'s Pets
I think Jimi has a Heffalump which he caught in a Very Deep Pit called a Cunning Trap (as did Winnie the Pooh, which explains why Pooh never had to wear trousers).
John
I think Jimi has a Heffalump which he caught in a Very Deep Pit called a Cunning Trap (as did Winnie the Pooh, which explains why Pooh never had to wear trousers).
John
jimi
Well-known member
Re: Dead dog
Yes, know what you mean. Wish it'd give up smoking as well!
Yes, know what you mean. Wish it'd give up smoking as well!
tcm
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Re: Daft dog
okay then, i forgot to say that this dog always gets hold of the wrong end of the stick, and is called Jimi.
okay then, i forgot to say that this dog always gets hold of the wrong end of the stick, and is called Jimi.
Rowana
Two steps lower than the ships' cat
Re: Poster\'s Pets
Alex ! !
I'm surprised at you . . .
But I like your way of thinking . . .
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Alex ! !
I'm surprised at you . . .
But I like your way of thinking . . .
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Das_Boot
New member
Re: Poster\'s Pets
Stingo and nas walking down the street they see a dog licking its bollocks Nas says to stingo gee I wish I could do that. Stingo says I wouldnt if I were you the dog might bite.
Stingo and nas walking down the street they see a dog licking its bollocks Nas says to stingo gee I wish I could do that. Stingo says I wouldnt if I were you the dog might bite.
jimi
Well-known member
Ooh that\'s sweet
I'm deeply touched that you've named your dog after me! But really you should have got a handsome intelligent canine to make it a credible alligator! I've stopped taking the Glucasamine tablets now so the fooul smelling emanations from my posterior are rather more infrequent.. so you could get away with a non farting dog if pressed.
I've called my parrot TCM and he's got a clever trick of saying a liitle rhyme that starts
"My name is TCM..."
can you guess the rest?
I'm deeply touched that you've named your dog after me! But really you should have got a handsome intelligent canine to make it a credible alligator! I've stopped taking the Glucasamine tablets now so the fooul smelling emanations from my posterior are rather more infrequent.. so you could get away with a non farting dog if pressed.
I've called my parrot TCM and he's got a clever trick of saying a liitle rhyme that starts
"My name is TCM..."
can you guess the rest?
Phoenix of Hamble
Active member
Re: Ooh that\'s sweet
My name is TCM,
I've got a big fast stinkie...
I'm quicker than Das_Boot for sure,
as he's got a littler pinkie......
My name is TCM,
I've got a big fast stinkie...
I'm quicker than Das_Boot for sure,
as he's got a littler pinkie......
D
Deleted member 478
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Re: Ooh that\'s sweet
My name is TCM
and I don't what is stands for.
So I asked that clever Jim
He said Truely Crap Metaphore
My name is TCM
and I don't what is stands for.
So I asked that clever Jim
He said Truely Crap Metaphore
Das_Boot
New member
Re: Ooh that\'s sweet
People often call me a w*nker. My reply is allways. Have you been spying on me. And if so how could you tell. I might just have been brushing dirt from myself.
People often call me a w*nker. My reply is allways. Have you been spying on me. And if so how could you tell. I might just have been brushing dirt from myself.
Colin_S
New member
Re: Ooh that\'s sweet
My name is TCM
and it's with a certain sadness
that I have to openly admit
to talking Total Cr8P and Madness
My name is TCM
and it's with a certain sadness
that I have to openly admit
to talking Total Cr8P and Madness
Kristal
New member
Re: Poster\'s Pets
I had a ginger tom last week, handsomest and cleverest cat I ever knew. He was run over and killed last Friday.
I had a ginger tom last week, handsomest and cleverest cat I ever knew. He was run over and killed last Friday.
Lakesailor
New member
Re: Poster\'s Pets
These are our best marketing tools, as well as being great fun....... guests love 'em and tolerate us.
These are our best marketing tools, as well as being great fun....... guests love 'em and tolerate us.
tcm
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Re: Ooh that\'s sweet
My name is TCM
and i am jimi's parrot
I like crap to on jimi's deck
with blackberries and carrot
So jimi had to clean his boat
but the boat it is no more
cos what we sed was H-two-O
was H-two-S-O-4
My name is TCM
and i am jimi's parrot
I like crap to on jimi's deck
with blackberries and carrot
So jimi had to clean his boat
but the boat it is no more
cos what we sed was H-two-O
was H-two-S-O-4