everyone knows he escaped sitting on the back of mullah omar 50cc moped, satellite photographic evidence soon to be in public domain after cia+fbi ascertain the ride does not represent a coded message to al qaida units worldwide
From sources close to Tony Blush and George Buair insist that OBL has deposed the rightful ruler of Iraq, had plastic surgery and is masquerading as Sodding Insane.
In fact several years ago SaddamH had plastique surgery, bumped off the real George WB and is now in fact installed in the White House. Despite the impressive cosmetic surgery he has given himself away with his aggressive despotic behaviour. Michael J ran away in October and is now masquerading as a washerwoman on the banks of the White Nile whilst Ossama B has moved into Never Never land with his troops disguised as children. Tony B however is in fact himself although he does'nt actually know that. He thinks he is Lord Kitchener about to rescue the western world from the Kaiser. His wife also is not sure of her place in history and neither are we. ... to be continued once more pigeons have arrived