"Port of entry" if brexit ever happens

Back in the 70's i was arrested by customs in Ostend dragged along the pontoon & had a machine gun shoved up my nose. I have since been threatened in the last 12 years with fines, twice by Belgian officials (once after helping them film a TV programe about drug smuggling initiatives)

I the 70's the customs officer in Burnham stripped & upended my boat, to the extent that it took the best part of a day to sort the mess he made. He then upset a boat I later sailed on in a race to Ostend, when he recognised me. After that the owner would not take me abroad again.

On a 4 month cruise with my wife in 2004 we had a total of no less than14 french customs officers aboard at different locations. Fortunately without any issues.

3 years ago I went to Boulogne 3 times in 4 weeks, twice taking training runs with crews from our club & on the last one I was on my own & 3 customs officers spent 1 hour 5 mins aboard my boat.. They only searched my boat & left the 4 other British boats alone.They landed on me within 20 mins of my arrival.

Yet a few years ago, in Ostend, I got to know one customs officer( Christian) so well, that he used to look out for me & come & have an "off duty" coffee & a chat. So they can be very friendly.

I am absolutely dreading how it will be once they get the post-Brexit thing going. I expect serious hassle at the minimum :ambivalence:
 
You must have a suspicious look about you,
have you ever thought about plastic surgery?

We once had a plod river follow us into a Portsmouth Marina, guns and all that demanding

"Last port of call please Sir?
Chichester"
"So when was the vessel last in Haiti?"
Never
"Antigua?"
Never
"When did you depart Portsmouth?"
"Two days ago for half-term hols", whereupon a 5 and a 9 year old popped up.
"Told you this was the wrong boat!!"

And off they bombed ;)
 
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