Please welcome to the Boatbuilders Ball........

[Whitelighter]

The recently divorced Mr Tree, who is understanbly a little Cross

 

[Twister_Ken]

How about Mr and Mrs Kerr-Light, and their daughter Josephine?

 

[Whitelighter]

And a big welcome to the family Tack - with their two twin daughters Port and Star. Although, Star looks a little Bored with proceedings.

 

[misterg]

And here's Howard Keel... /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[misterg]

Pray silence for the Beau T'yard - B'stards, and their son Robin.....

And how about Mr. & Mrs. Trolley, and their Chinese son-in-law Lan-Ching...

 

[Whitelighter]

And here comes the T'yard-B'stard's close cousin...

... Mr Hugh G Moorin-fees /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[whipper_snapper]

Our titled guests are arriving -

Lord Worra-Hooley

and

Earl Inver-Bucket

 

[awol]

... and from Germany the Gerschup-Sterns and their daughter Sue

... and from Wales the Rails with their sons Taff & Toe

 

[misterg]

...and Lee

 

[epervier]

We are pleased to welcome, for your entertainment tonight

The Seekers, with their son

 

[epervier]

Mr Ody and his wife Mo who's 44 today

 

[whipper_snapper]

The Irish are here

Mr & Mrs O'Rifier with son Cal

 

[epervier]

The festive board tonight is prepared and cooked by the Ling family and waiting on tables is their daughter Sai

 

[raven]

...and from the good ol' US of A

Mr and Mrs Donsails and their son Hank, accompanied by Mr & Mrs Ankerhold with their daughter Wilma.

 

[tillergirl]

Hey, steady there!

 

[epervier]

Mr Breglass and his wife Fi

I know, I know, they're getting worse!

 

[graham]

please welcome our guests from China Mr and mrs King with their Son Wan.

 

[DanTribe]

Mrs Turner and her illegitimate son Stuart.

 

[Neddie_Seagoon]

Closely followed by Mr. & Mrs Kipper and their daughter Daisy

 

[epervier]

and representing the chandlery's tonight, is

Mr and Mrs Twatts with their son Robin

and the bar stewards tonight are the Thieving brothers from the Marina business