Please Support Anti-Terrorism

[paulineb]

As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see a naked woman who is not his wife.

So, this Sunday(weather permitting) at 2:00 PM UK time all British women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighbourhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti- terrorist effort.

All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Taliban, demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all British women.

And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six- pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.

The British Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God Save the Queen

IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS MESSAGE ON


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[oldgit]

Err. have you seen what the temperature is outside...............

Oooh look its still not dark and its nearly 5pm

 

[paulineb]

You can't just fight terrorism in the winter, you have to stand up and be counted all year round.

Pxx

 

[sailbadthesinner]

good point
i'll make sure i wear a coat
mrs s2b can have a hot drink when she is finished



I never eat on an empty stomach. i like to hear the food splash as it hits

 

[Dave_Snelson]

So lets have this right. You want us chaps to sit around in deck chairs watching naked wimmin, whilst drinking beer.

Naah, it must be dream. I'll wake up in a minute.

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[Forbsie]

Jimmie, NO!!!!!!!!

Put your clothes back on!! /forums/images/icons/mad.gif

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[Duster]

Have you ever thought of running for government, with ideas like that I would vote for you !!
Regards mikej

 

[paulineb]

This lady is not for turning

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[Col]

stand up and be counted

Thats for girls! Boys just shrivel up in the cold /forums/images/icons/blush.gif

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[paulineb]

Re: stand up and be counted

That's because god is a woman

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[wishbone]

Can we have a pre-photo shoot, names & addreses posted on this site so that I can decide which town I can place my deck chair and beer as I only like a certain type of naked lady

Wishbone
very paticular where I put my chair!

 

[paulineb]

you can't leave it at that - who's your certain type?

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[wishbone]

Long slender lines, pleasing to the eye, excellent motion, a beautiful hull, Oh! Sod it I cant’ get boats off my mind!!!!

Wishbone
Err indoors says I’ve only got one thing on the brain!!!!!

 

[Guest]

We tried that , and the old man next door wanted to know what the women were wearing, when I told him I did'nt know, he told me it needed to be iorned

 

[seajay]

Stand UP this time of year you are joking, but I will do my bit ----- I Hope
All the best in your Quest
And God save us all
Mike