Please help me

[Hurricane]

It seems that we have been locked up for so long now.
I've taken to wandering around the house asking Alexa how she feels.
And then being please that she is talking to me!!!

 

[BruceK]

I feel your pain. My dog on the other hand has never been happier. He'll miss our political debates and running commentary of local news.

 

[Caraway]

Ah well. Back to licking his bollocks ...

 

[Bouba]

My dog just had a triple bacon burger, and while he was very chatty beforehand, now he’s gone to bed and told me to sod off.

 

[Seastoke]

It seems that we have been locked up for so long now.
I've taken to wandering around the house asking Alexa how she feels.
And then being please that she is talking to me!!!

Don’t worry me and brucek are coming over to your boat when we can to help you drink the out of date red.

 

[Bouba]

Don’t worry me and brucek are coming over to your boat when we can to help you drink the out of date red.

Watch the gelcote with your grappling hooks

 

[LBRodders]

Ah well. Back to licking his bollocks ...

Wonder what @BruceK 's dogs doing ??

 

[Aardee]

It seems that we have been locked up for so long now.
I've taken to wandering around the house asking Alexa how she feels.
And then being please that she is talking to me!!!

Ask her to fart a sea shanty, that always cheers me up for a few minutes

 

[Mr Googler]

Ah well. Back to licking his bollocks ...

Bruce....or the dog?

 

[25931]

Ah well. Back to licking his bollocks ...

Whatever turns you on.

 

[PCUK]

Dog licking brolicks in corner of bar. Drinker says to barman, "wish I could do that", barman replies, "give him a biscuit and he'll probably let you”.

 

[rafiki_]

Ah well. Back to licking his bollocks ...

Strange hobby? Does the dog mind your licking?

 

[LBRodders]

Seems like we all need help, not just @Hurricane

?

 

[Seastoke]

Seems like we all need help, not just @Hurricane

?

L B Rodders is it short for, Licking Bollox Rodders.

 

[Kawasaki]

From the content of this Thread so far
It is apparent that some peeps are in definite need of help and counselling
???

 

[Bouba]

From the content of this Thread so far
It is apparent that some peeps are in definite need of help and counselling
???

True. Hurricane appears to be the sanest one here?‍

 

[BruceK]

True. Hurricane appears to be the sanest one here?‍

Objection, I at least converse with a sentient being and the rest here have become deviants. While you are poisoning your animal with food only fit for human consumption. Blue Cross would have a hissy fit at that triple bacon cheeseburger!

 

[Bouba]

Objection, I at least converse with a sentient being and the rest here have become deviants. While you are poisoning your animal with food only fit for human consumption. Blue Cross would have a hissy fit at that triple bacon cheeseburger!

I couldn’t disagree with you more! Since when has MacDonalds been fit for human consumption?

 

[BruceK]

I see the coarse irony in the statement was lost on you.

 

[Andrew M]

I've taken to wandering around the house asking Alexa how she feels.
And then being please that she is talking to me!!!

Haha, I'm like that with the voice control info/nav system in the car ! I think I'm interacting more with that than anyone(thing) else ! Well, apart from the dog who I'm being told I actually speak to the most at home ....ooops !