Otter
Well-Known Member
Avast me hearties, there be a gathrin called of all you east coast pirates. Come to the pirate fortress kown as Dead Man's Stone Point. Steer past the ravenous Kraken, sail through shark fin bay and drop your barnacle encrusted anchor into the muddy depths.
Carve the date of the 28th in yer mainmast
Bring wood for a fire to warm the heart of the coldest pirate
Bring rum to slake the thirst of the driest corsair
And if ye have the skill, bring fife, fiddle and flugelhorn to lead the dance of the dead till dawn rears her cursed head
And some nice Kath Kidston picnic blankets as one finds one's ice cold chardonay looks so naff just plonked in the sand dontcha know?
The Lazy Kipper - 2 adults, 3 mini pirates and a pirate dog
Carve the date of the 28th in yer mainmast
Bring wood for a fire to warm the heart of the coldest pirate
Bring rum to slake the thirst of the driest corsair
And if ye have the skill, bring fife, fiddle and flugelhorn to lead the dance of the dead till dawn rears her cursed head
And some nice Kath Kidston picnic blankets as one finds one's ice cold chardonay looks so naff just plonked in the sand dontcha know?
The Lazy Kipper - 2 adults, 3 mini pirates and a pirate dog