Picture a poster.

[Guest]

How do you picture other posters? I see most of you as bearded curmudgeons. The rest are pale and work at desks all week, dreaming of motoring the light displacement Sun Fizz to The Lifeboat for lunch on Saturday. I may be wrong.

 

[Steve101]

I see myself "James Bond like" infiltrating the murky and dangerous depths of the scuttlebutt fortress with the sole intention of planting a humour virus which will forever rid our marinas/harbours/seas of grumpy know it all ogres that pick on "Trolls"!!!!!!

Whilst stealing the secret to the "Holy Moody 38", which secures nirvana and eternal youth for the skipper and instills fear and desire into all who have the misfortune to mistakenly believe the skipper knows what the hell he doing and not get out of the way sharpish!!!

 

[hillyarder]

sort of cross between george clooney and mickey rooney.