BlueChip
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George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction.
John Kerry Virus - Stores data on both sides of the disk and causes little purple hearts to appear on screen, for no reason at all!
Ronald Reagan Virus - Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.
Bill Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive with NO memory
Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to just keep counting and re-counting.
Bob Dole (aka Viagra) Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy
Monica Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did.
Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back.
Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes.
Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 350 GB.
Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted.
Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care.
Michael Jackson Virus - Only attacks minor files
Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy ..
then discards it through Windows.
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John Kerry Virus - Stores data on both sides of the disk and causes little purple hearts to appear on screen, for no reason at all!
Ronald Reagan Virus - Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.
Bill Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive with NO memory
Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to just keep counting and re-counting.
Bob Dole (aka Viagra) Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy
Monica Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did.
Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back.
Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes.
Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 350 GB.
Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted.
Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care.
Michael Jackson Virus - Only attacks minor files
Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy ..
then discards it through Windows.
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