One of those that makes you groan

[BarryH]

A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said "I'd like a steak and kidney pie and a Coke please" so the barman took his order and the panda went to sit down. Soon a waiter brought over his meal. The panda ate it up, thanked and tipped the waiter and paid the bill.

All this seemed pretty normal until the panda pulled out a gun from the depths of his fur, pulled the trigger and BANG! shot the waiter.

The barman came over and said "Wha.. wh.. You just shot my friend!!!"
the panda calmly replied "Do you know what I am?"
"Why yes," the barman answered. "Your a panda."
"Good," the panda nodded "Now go home and look up 'panda' in the dictionary." And with that, the panda walked out of the bar.

The barman was a little unsure, however he was very eager to be enlighted on the subject of his friend's murder, so he went home to find his dictionary.

After a while, he found 'panda' and quickly read the definition:

PANDA:1. A black and white bear native to China. Eats shoots and leaves.


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[paulineb]

That made me giggle xx

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[sgball]

Well it made me /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

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[Happy1]

One of my old girlfriends called me a 'Panda', she said I always I ate, shoots and leaves /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

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[Blue_Blazes]

Mate of mine used to serve on HMS Antelope. The crew had an unofficial motto on T shirts they wore ashore in foreign places. It read: Antelope: Eats roots shoots and leaves

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[Happy1]

I will never forget on the 23rd May 1982 when we suffered a major air assault, I saw that ship hit and then explode in San Carlos Bay. Poor sailers on there, God rest their soles. 'We will remember them' nm

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