one for the ladies

[theguvnor]

> Due to inherit a fortune when his sickly, widower father died, Charles
> > decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.
> >
> > Going to a singles' bar, he spotted a woman whose beauty took his
breath
> > away. "I'm just an ordinary man," he said, walking up to her, "but in
> just
> > a week or two, my father will die and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."
> >
> > The woman went home with Charles, and the next day she became his
> > stepmother.
> >
> > Men will never learn.


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[powerskipper]

At first I was afraid, I was Petrified, when you said you had a 10 inch, Lord I almost dies.
But I'd spent Oh so many yrs just waiting for a man that ...........
That I grew strong and knew that I could take you on.
But there you are , another Lie. I was ready for a Big Mac and brought me a French Fry.
I should've known that it was ....... Just a sad pathetic dream
Should've known there was no anaconda lurking in those jeans, go now go, walk out the door,
Don;t promise me 10 inches then turn up with 4,

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[davedpc]

Can I hum it or sing it ? Dave.

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[Wiggo]

Assume if you sing it, you will be all on your own in a corner at the next Mercury meet...

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