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[Searush]

Can I put in a bid for some of the dosh you are collecting? My RGYC burgee is on it's 3rd repointing and my boathook is but a brush handle with a metal end. Added to that my fleet consists of only one yacht which I certainly can't afford (according to my wife anyway) - I even have to do my own maintenance work.

Metal end! I can't afford one of them, i have to make do with a plastic ended boathook. Sleeping bags? Never, we 'ad cardboard boxes & we wuz grateful if they left the newspaper packing in 'em . . . .

Over to you Mr Palin.

 

[VO5]

RGYC ?

Royal Gibraltar or Royal Gourock ?

About the expenditure issue, you should try a technique known as LVR, or Limited Value Reporting, in which you declare to SWMBO a fraction of the costs only as this can avoid a lot of nuisance from attached sailorettes.

 

[awol]

of course.

LVR might be construed as telling porkies in my household.