Old Schlapper

byron

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My mate pulled an old schlapper complete with broken down high heels, laddered tights and make-up applied with a trowel. Too embarrassed to take her into the Royal Southern YC on the Hamble for drinkies, he took her to a restaurant. She studied the menu intently for a while and on reading the words Egon Ronay reccomended she said to the Waiter.
"I'll 'ave the eggs on ronay, I likes eggs I do"


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