Old Schlapper

[byron]

My mate pulled an old schlapper complete with broken down high heels, laddered tights and make-up applied with a trowel. Too embarrassed to take her into the Royal Southern YC on the Hamble for drinkies, he took her to a restaurant. She studied the menu intently for a while and on reading the words Egon Ronay reccomended she said to the Waiter.
"I'll 'ave the eggs on ronay, I likes eggs I do"


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[hlb]

Re: I\'ll \"Toast\" To That.

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Haydn

 

[Guest]

and did he fertilise them?

 

[Col]

The things we do for love!!

 

[paulineb]

Why are you up so early - it's Sunday !!

Pauline B

 

[Col]

Jus' checkin in before going down boat.
Now back.
Lovely day.
'Nuff said!!