NW Wales boaters Calypso night

[LittleShip]

Hi Tom,

Are those with masts and canvass invited to the event you're not going to organise

David

Of course they are.......... I need somebody to race

The £100 is for the 12 day cruise,...... you lot are tight arses aren't you ! There are some who would enjoy a cruise in company especially if they knew you lot weren't going

As I said I thought we could gate crash that one event.

Tom

 

[Philiz]

Of course they are.......... I need somebody to race Tom

My money's on the rag and stick

The £100 is for the 12 day cruise,...... you lot are tight arses aren't you !

No, just poor

 

[Kawasaki]

Well I know Stuart personally
I was only after 10% so's I could get a round in.

Ows about 10 quid a go on a hairy rib ride?
There's some rocks down there I aint knocked the tops of yet

 

[hlb]

Well I know Stuart personally
I was only after 10% so's I could get a round in.

Ows about 10 quid a go on a hairy rib ride?
There's some rocks down there I aint knocked the tops of yet

Dont think me back could stand a rib ride, mind it might if it were fer free..............................


LittleShip Quote:
Originally Posted by davidjackson
Hi Tom,

you lot are tight arses aren't you ! There are some who would enjoy a cruise in company especially if they knew you lot weren't going

As I said I thought we could gate crash that one event.

Tom

WE are not worried about us lot, just worried about them lot thats daft enough to pay £100. Just to go some where. Else of course this includeds diesel beer and food.

How the hell do you cruise in company, when the competition, is a rotting pallet and your in the Grace, Pace and Space of MUcky Farter.

 

[Major Catastrophe]

when the competition, is a rotting pallet

Oh dear, I need some sleep after lying awake all night laughing at that line.

 

[LittleShip]

Oh dear, I need some sleep after lying awake all night laughing at that line.

I shall remind you of that *******s.... next time your thirsty

As for Grace and Pace.............. that must be before the next thing drops off stops working or gets lost.

Tom

 

[Major Catastrophe]

I'm still laughing and I really must do some work.

 

[Philiz]

How the hell do you cruise in company, when the competition, is a rotting pallet

I think we can safely hand Haydn the 'Insult of 2010' award. I know it's only April but there's no way that's going to get beaten. Classic...

 

[Major Catastrophe]

Thanks a bunch Phil. You've set me off again.

 

[Philiz]

Problem is 'The Woodpile' and 'The Orangebox' just aren't funny anymore.

 

[Philiz]

Just an observation, how come the number of posts doesn't go up by one very time you send one? Just noticed they've stayed the same for the last few posts.

 

[Philiz]

Ah, just realised, the total goes up on all messages, doh!

 

[LittleShip]

Problem is 'The Woodpile' and 'The Orangebox' just aren't funny anymore.

Be careful you lot.........

There is only so much a man will take before he tells you all to Fuc##ff and just remember how big I am!

Banter is one thing Insults are something else !

Tom

 

[Philiz]

Be careful you lot.........

There is only so much a man will take before he tells you all to Fuc##ff and just remember how big I am!

Banter is one thing Insults are something else !

Tom

Yea but yer knows we luvs yer really

 

[Major Catastrophe]

Banter is one thing Insults are something else !

Let's be quite clear about this. These are insults and not banter.

 

[Philiz]

Let's be quite clear about this. These are insults and not banter.

Careful, Littleship's going back in soon and is quite partial to leaning on frozen snot boxes, yours is still in reach.

 

[Major Catastrophe]

Careful, Littleship's going back in soon and is quite partial to leaning on frozen snot boxes, yours is still in reach.

Yeah, I've just been kicking her boat stands.

Once she is back in the water and the drinks cabinet is restocked, I'll be nice again.

I expect I'll wander down at the weekend to inspect how the anti foul processing, with a beer for the old fellow.

 

[Kilter]

Going back to the original question clan kilter are up for it...if only to give the sneering snotters another rotting pallet to scorn!

 

[Philiz]

Going back to the original question clan kilter are up for it...if only to give the sneering snotters another rotting pallet to scorn!

Oh yes, we're up for it too, thats the Lidl barbecue version rather than the £100 a head luxury version.

Notice Haydn's gone quiet, probably gone to think up another gem.
Although Sneering Snotters aint bad!

 

[LittleShip]

Going back to the original question clan kilter are up for it...if only to give the sneering snotters another rotting pallet to scorn!

Robin....one on either side of a frozen snot boats should get them sorted. Actually we wont remind them of this and we will go without them.

The £100 is for the 12 days and includes some semi-organised (voluntary) functions including a meal at the golf club...... second thoughts....you ruffians wouldn't be allowed in

Tom