Now I know I'm good but...............

longjohnsilver

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Now I know I\'m good but...............

Hlb wants MFs bum cleaned on the move. 2 x 200 hp and twirling props and shafts and he expects me to hang on whilst cleaning his hull.

Any suggestions welcomed as to what I should say to him!!

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Re: Now I know I\'m good but...............

There are various answers to that not one of them deemed clean enough to post here.

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Re: Now I know I\'m good but...............

There are two replys,

1. short and unprintable on here!/forums/images/icons/frown.gif

2. Long and very unprintable on here. /forums/images/icons/shocked.gif

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Re: Now I know I\'m good but...............

I've used both the long and short replies with no effect.

What should I say now?

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Re: Now I know I\'m good but...............

Just get on with it and stop whinging yer pratt. Thought you were an expert...../forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

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Re: Now I know I\'m good but...............

Ok.You feel unsure as to exactly which bits underneath need cleaning and you just happen to have a spare set of tanks and a XXXXL size suit which at a stretch he might just get into.Neer to old for that first dive,just mind the floating ice as you "assist" him in the briney.Via the flybridge preferably.

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Ooooh wot a good idea, I've got at least 3 weight belts he can wear, must make sure we're around Hurds Deep...............

Now what's a P35 worth? And is there anyone around here who wants one??

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No not the Hurd Deep some poor unsuspecting fisherman might end up dragging him up in a net and bringing him back here /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

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Well that would be a shame as he wouldn't make much at market................................

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Um how does 30 pieces of silver sound to you,with the proviso that she comes with a clean bottom.of an dump all those old 50 gallon drums on the downstairs and itsa deal.

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Re: Now I know I\'m good but...............

I'd just say "[ah em!] off ye daft auld bugger!"

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Now we will obviously have to change that silly name .......erm....How about ..............Southerners Pride...../forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

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Call MF. Southern Pride at yer peril wassock. Bury Black Pudding Farter does have a sort of ring about it though. Sabden Treacle Farter would be much better.../forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

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Re: Now I know I\'m good but...............

The state you were both in when i saw you on the pontoon a week last Sunday you would have been imune to any cold or damage you may have caused yourselves. If you were a real friend you would have offered to do the job rather then waiting to be asked anyway. Are you down this weekend?

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How about just standing still then with long brush, whilst I wass about over you../forums/images/icons/smile.gif

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