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Kwaka suffers a sudden attack of Tourette's
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I don't know. It's the first post of his I have ever understood.
 
I've only just realised, based on his message timed at 10-32, that Kawasaki really has had a hair cut. I thought that you lot were (word removed by myself) jokin'. Does this mean that he has lost all of his powers? Does it mean that he looks 10 years younger i.e. now only about 95?
 
Lambada

I would think that the gates at Deganwy and Conwy will be raising around 11am and dropping again at around 5.30pm ish, will you be travelling to and returning the same day from Deganwy?
 
Kwaka,

You and I have never met - we've been pretty close on a number of ocassions but sadly events (usually mechanical or meteorological) have conspired against us.

I am shocked (nay horrified) to hear the banter concerning this alledged tightfistedness as I was never aware of it previously.

There are a bunch of chaps at Madoc Yacht Club who are well aware of your regular visits and will speak in glowing terms about your generosity - they inform me that it's rubbish to say that you never buy a round and they remember the last time as if it were yesterday......the taste of those pints of Double Diamond will live on in their memories for a long time.

Hope you dont mind - just wanted to set the record straight!
 
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I have heard that all his spare capital is tied up in a barbers pocket right now.
 
Hi James, totally depends on the weather, if good we may go either Friday night or Saturday morning and stay the night, if not so good just do it as a day trip. keep in touch and maybe we can get a few boats to cruise together.
Cheers
Andy
 
Well the poor guy's been taking a hell of a lot of stick on here lately so I felt someone had to stick up for him.

(Is it true he was seen sweeping up the barbers floor and muttering something about re-upholstry aboard Briza?) /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif
 
"Well the poor guy's been taking a hell of a lot of stick "

Trust me when I say "he can give it out as well" and often does! /forums/images/graemlins/ooo.gif

Anyway this is get your own back first! /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif

As he hasn't replied I assume he is out burning somebody else's fuel or playing at bilge rat again on Mucky Farter!

Tom
 
With luck Little Ship he is on my pride & joy (if you weren't Kwaker, don't feel too embarrassed) as he did say he was in Conwy today working on somebodys boat. If he is burning my fuel I'd love to know how he has hot-wired the ignition as the key is with me, here in Manchester.
 
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With luck Little Ship he is on my pride & joy (if you weren't Kwaker, don't feel too embarrassed) as he did say he was in Conwy today working on somebodys boat. If he is burning my fuel I'd love to know how he has hot-wired the ignition as the key is with me, here in Manchester.

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/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif I'm sure he'll show you if you ask nicely. I think it is part of lesson 13 of his Yachtmasters Course which includes acquiring the boat as well as sailing it.
 
Uh-oh....weather forecast

Metcheck says...

Then a change... all down to Depression Jordy which will deepen and push to the North of the UK. The wake of Jordy will result in a stiff Northerly developing during the middle part of the week. In fact, by the end of the week, we could even be looking at possible light frosts across Northern and Central areas overnight.

Northerly - Porth Dinllaen - I don't think so. I hope they are wrong!
 
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but getting from Holyhead could be fun if it does blow from the North..

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OK, No pub, but a safe anchorage and big enough for all.

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Now , Searush.
That is the most sensible intelligent Post I have ever read on here.

Double whammy too.
I can ferry peeps across to Caernarfon for a Pint or three.
I can operate Breeza on damp sand! /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Obviously won't be able to go ashore Myself.
Have to watch the boat etc.
Can't drink and drive.
Won't charge Raven cos He seems like a 'Very Nice Man' (and must be skint, all raggies are I,m told) but I have a Large Hat that others can drop tips in.
Folding only understand. /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif

Today whilst in Conwy managed a few laps of the river in a little boat with a 90 Yam on the back.
It's that good on fuel the owner won't notice. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Plus it was handy to nip to Deganwy to fix a Sealine.
Couldn't get a LamborineBada going though.
Tried but the Security Cam was too focussed, dammit. /forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif

Anyone wanna know about Sealine S34 leccie bits, PM Me.
NIGHTMARE /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
 
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Bloomin 'eck!

I reckon Llandwyn Island is outside of my range for a weekend jobby.

Why not Aberdarron Clicky Nicely sheltered AND pubs on the beach!
 
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Ang on. You told me, that you took all my kitchen roll and loo paper, and gave it to that Arny bloke. Was that before or after you used it. /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif
 
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Accepting that you did what you say you did Kwaka, how did you hot wire Moony? Searush says that if I ask you politely you will tell me. On the other hand you may, of course, be talking a load of bollox. I trust enough to believe that you actually took Moony to Deganwy, but then I still look out for the tooth fairy & Father Christmas.
 
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