North Wales cabinet deterrent

[Tresner]

Listen Bernie, you're not kidding me with all this smoke screen stuff, there's nothing below decks but a big smelly, clam crusher.

That's the beauty of Tom's hidden cabinet design. Don't let Tom know I told you this, but in front of the engine, and I know it's tight, is a false panel. The treasure lies beyond.

And, why would I lie about a thing like that?

Bernie

 

[Tresner]

We've called in a specialist, he'll be flying in from warmer climes shortly to make a serious attack on the 'real' cabinet, substancial damage is iminent. He goes under the code name Kwackers.
QUOTE]

Beware the Trojan Horse!

 

[AndieMac]

Beware the Trojan Horse![/QUOTE]

Wasn't that a computer viris a couple of years ago Bernie?

I'm sure Kwacka sees himself more as a bronzed Greek God, although I'm sure he has had one or two aboard before..

 

[Tresner]

Kwacker might be the one with the hidden reserves. Have you thought to raid his boat?

Bernie

 

[Major Catastrophe]

Flaming 'eck, the colonials are 'chatting' amongst themselves.

I smell revolution.

Again.

 

[Searush]

Kwacker might be the one with the hidden reserves. Have you thought to raid his boat?

Bernie

ROFL; ROFL; ROFL.

You haven't see Kwacker's boat have you?

There will be a few gallon of spare oil & some empty beer cans in the bilges.

 

[Kilter]

A certain Colonial friend is going into production of a device to stop cabinet raiding.

I have ordered 4 I think it should reduce to amount of raiding parties I have from the North Wales lot.

They will however require maintenance....... yep more varnish

Tom

Belay that!

 

[Major Catastrophe]

Oh goody, yet another Kwacka picture to re-post.

Here he is trying to locate a missing can of lager.

In the end he dismantled the engine.

 

[Philiz]

Naaaaw That's not the round, the round he bought had 16 straws in it that's the round Phil bought, the straws are in Kwackers pocket.

Tom

Now there's just no need for that, i bought a round.............errmm........once

 

[Tresner]

Oh goody, yet another Kwacka picture to re-post.

Here he is trying to locate a missing can of lager.

In the end he dismantled the engine.

Is Kwacker sick or just having his way with the motor?

Bernie

 

[Philiz]

Kwacker might be the one with the hidden reserves. Have you thought to raid his boat?

Bernie

Bernie, it's patently obvious you haven't had the pleasure of Kwackers let alone his boat, Briza. Put it this way, if you find a secluded spot tonight and silently open a bottle of single malt, the likeyhood is, Kwackers will appear with a glass. Briza is a 'dry' boat, for 2 reasons really, 1 Kwackers doesn't get as far as the boat before the bottles empty 2 Briza is out on the hard at present awaiting some TLC from her freshly bronzed owner.

 

[Philiz]

Oh goody, yet another Kwacka picture to re-post.

Here he is trying to locate a missing can of lager.

In the end he dismantled the engine.

And that's his good side!

 

[Philiz]

Is Kwacker sick or just having his way with the motor?

Bernie

I suspect the latter, it looks like a 200HP AD41, he reckons the Yanmars are a better sh*g.

 

[Tresner]

I'm afraid, I'm very afraid!

 

[Tresner]

Flaming 'eck, the colonials are 'chatting' amongst themselves.

I smell revolution.

Again.

A revolution? I think your close on there. Only this time it's with our current government in the US.

 

[hlb]

I bought Tom a bottle of whiskey once....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................But Kwackers took it home!!

 

[Philiz]

I bought Tom a bottle of whiskey once....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................But Kwackers took it home!!

You've gotta hand it to Kwackers, he's bloody good aint he!

 

[Kilter]

Oh goody, yet another Kwacka picture to re-post.

Here he is trying to locate a missing can of lager.

In the end he dismantled the engine.

There once was a fella called Kwackers
Who, when buying a round, was a slackass
But he sure got the hump
When shagging his lump
And it blew off both of his knackers!

 

[Tresner]

When I come over I'll have McCallan ship down a couple of my barrels and stowed aboard Littleship. Clear for Kwacker and 24 yr old for the rest of us. Maybe Tom will breakout his '72 Rothchild.

Bernie

 

[AndieMac]

When is Kwacka due home?

Its a lot better when he replies to the comments, it will be fun when he reads this thread....


BTW Tom.. I wouldn't have throught too many of the posters on the forum would have known what a belaying pin was used for....except for those who had served time on a tall ship/square rigger.