Nominations Required - Troll of the Year

[Jemmie]

Ah dinnae think she'd hae seen onyfing at a' .. and it wiznae a parteecularly cauld may nicht

 

[claymore]

Listen youse - ah've jus heard that yon Bird Flu attacks wee cocks - are youse OK?

 

[Mirelle]

I nominate...

Eloise-ex-Bambola, for the "why do we need the RNLI?" string.

 

[Jemmie]

Yeah ... ah'll be safe then!

 

[claymore]

yer a wee bit like ma deid frien Wee Jamesie - he frequented these parts before your time - always had tae hae ra final word.
Jest like masel'

 

[Sgeir]

Re: I nominate...

I saw that as more an "invitation to Troll" /forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif - anyway Eloise-ex-Bambola is disqualified because he argued his case well and actually knows about yachting so therefore fails on at least most of the criteria:

<ul type="square"> never quotes from their sailing experiences
never describes or refers to their boat
no pics
never sailed with another 'Butter
no-one knows him/her
takes a boaty name after a model that doesn't exist
consistently nasty
all sailing "advice" (for street cred) comes from books, or most likely the internet. [/list]

 

[boatbuilder]

Re: I nominate...

RNLI string is to tow you with /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif

 

[AuntyRinum]

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Noo my wee hazardous one - no need tae tak on so - I'm mindful o' yer sensibilities and we'll dae oor best tae keep oor troosis oan next time, - unless of course ye preferred that they fell?

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They don't really write like that in Scotland do they? I thought they wrote in normal English and just pronounced it differently. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif