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Deleted User YDKXO
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I guess I'll have to talk to the wife if I can find her. I think she's left me by now. Can't really blame her after 19 uninterrupted days of the bootiful game
Nauti Fox
Well-known member
Yep, time for peace talks, probably get her a small pressy as its easier than all those withering stares.
AlienP2
Member
Tennis. England v Switzerland tonight. /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif
tcm
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Blimmin tennis
huh! No chance of any massive fouls and sending offs in that though, is there. Pat pop pat pop pat pop, start again, hundreds of times. It's pretty certain they'll both have a racket and be standing up and the end too.
It wd be much better if the tie-breaks at least involved that they get to whack the ball at the other as hard as poss with no net in the way, and the other one has to catch it or get whammed. And carry on until someone scores a head shot and knocksem out. Much better.
huh! No chance of any massive fouls and sending offs in that though, is there. Pat pop pat pop pat pop, start again, hundreds of times. It's pretty certain they'll both have a racket and be standing up and the end too.
It wd be much better if the tie-breaks at least involved that they get to whack the ball at the other as hard as poss with no net in the way, and the other one has to catch it or get whammed. And carry on until someone scores a head shot and knocksem out. Much better.
Phoenix of Hamble
Active member
Re: Blimmin tennis
Howzabout having to play Tennis with a cricket ball.... that'd liven it up a bit....
Howzabout having to play Tennis with a cricket ball.... that'd liven it up a bit....
boatone
Well-known member
Re: Blimmin tennis
You haven't mentioned grunting.......
You haven't mentioned grunting.......
Nauti Fox
Well-known member
Not like WWFF (World Wide Football Fighting) though is it, I'm sure our gallant boys will give Johnny Portugal (who are the current champions) a sound thrashing. I think our lads will be glad when Wayne scores as they are reportedly getting frustrated with him kicking lumps out of them during training.
stevebrassett
Well-known member
I do find the whinging about the amount of footie on a little ironic, considering that there is over 11 hours of tennis on today.
