No Flowers

[byron]

<font color=blue>I am dying here with the Lurgey, coughing, spluttering, can't get my breath, can't lay down. I may not see the night out. So! lets get things straight. Don't send me flowers as none of you did when I was alive. I leave all my Maritime Books to Syd also my Maritime Reference CDs., My paintings I was gonna leave to Pheran & Boatone but they are so old they'll be dying soon anyway so I leave them to James, the son of Longjohnsilver. Sell the boat and have a party with the money, Leave the house for the old gal to live in. I bequeath OI to Brian&Eve 'cos she likes their boat. I am fading fast here I am jus..........aaarrrgghh!

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[Bejasus]

In the words of that famous muleskinner hlb, 'just get on with it'............./forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

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[DepSol]

Hey what do I get you tight git!!!



Dom

2003 is going to be a good year for me

 

[Forbsie]

Can I have your baseball cap with the light?

You know the one you keep all your money stuffed in. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

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[paulineb]

Just a cold then !

Pxx

 

[jimi]

Ach look on it as an opportunity for a crash diet!

 

[longjohnsilver]

Old soldier

We're on our way back to pick em up, praps we could also have the boat so as we have somewhere to hang em.............

 

[Guest]

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[jimi]

Mind you a wake would be an excellent excuse for a good piss up ... can you last until next week Byron as that would suit my calendar better?

Jim

 

[joanne2]

Have you got a Dinghy you can leave to Nick?

Joanne

 

[byron]

Sorry Dom.,
You can have my garden tractor and all my Blazers, Reefers and Suits you will have to start eating now to fill them out.

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[byron]

OK Forbsie I have put a little label on it saying "Forbsie's"

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[byron]

{i} There's two buyers in the wings for my boat. I haven't decided whether to keep or sell.

{ii} Tony is supposed to be arranging something here if February.



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[Guest]

You are making an art out of procrastination B, cant decide wether to sell boat, cant decide wether to pop yer clogs, anyway I reckon I should get the boat cos I would keep it clean & tidy in your memory.

Get well soon mate CGN

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[DepSol]

The Garden Tractor and your suits, great I know a good tailor who can take them in and the missus can make curtains out of the left over material.

Please could you speed this process up as the lawn needs a mow, my gardener didnt come in last week!

Dom

2003 is going to be a good year for me

 

[byron]

You are making an art out of procrastination B <font color=blue>
Hope my Granny in Greece doesn't read the above, she thinks of me as Greek Orthodox.

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[adarcy]

Re: Organisation

Dear Byron,

Sorry to hear you're near the end, good innings though.

Now I know you will have made careful plans for an extremely well funded piss-up for all your admirers, so that they can salute you and remember you in the way you would wish. T o make things easier in your final agonies I may be able to assist by volunteering to be banker. If you would send me your cheque then I will be able to broadcast an appeal for extra funds in the unlikely situation that inflation in your advanced years means you have not put enough aside to say goodbye to you with appropriate style.

Yours sincerely,

 

[coliholic]

Re: Organisation

Nice one, wish I'd thouight of that.

But chances of you getting any money out of him? Well the words "tighter than a ducks arse" spring to mind.

 

[paulineb]

Re: Organisation

put some aside for my funeral outfit please - I suit black

Pxx

 

[syd]

Bleedin Maritime books and CD'S, Fanx a bleedin lot! Just leave me the keys to the boat, I'll find it a good home. Oh, and leave me some of your suits, I'm sure I can find some needy circus clowns.