jimi
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Is an exposee of the leisure marine industry with hidden cameras recording attempts to fix problems .. should I offer mine to the highest bidder?
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New TV series .. Episode 1
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Wiggo
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Forget it, Jimi, I have stories that would make a grown man weep...
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jimi
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Make me cry!
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Wiggo
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PM me an email address.
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Beagle
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comon... post it! post it!!!!
(pleaaaaaaassssseeeeeee.....)
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(pleaaaaaaassssseeeeeee.....)
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Wiggo
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I would, but am considering legal action/compensation claim, so I don't want to prejudice anything... Sorry.
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Beagle
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Understood! Curious by nature, please do give an update (or rather full story) once you're able to.
Rene.
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ParaHandy
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the opening scene is the Minister of Shipping consulting with his civil servants over plans to train marine service engineers:
Minister: well, why not have a CORGI (gas installer) type training scheme?
Civil Servant: nooo, can't expose ourselves quite like that ....
M: oh yes .. i forgot .. he was caught p*ing on tv into the only receptacle he left working
CS: yes and we can't have them running round putting condemned stickers on them ... can we?
M: but that might promote safety? i mean, look at all those rust buckets?
CS: hmmm .. yes minister ... but it is the gov's policy to increase the number of UK flagged vessels which might include any number of rust buckets and we don't want to frighten them off, do we Minister?
M: No .... but there's no such problem in the leisure industry, is there? We want to get them off the water, safely tucked up out of harms way with little yellow condemned stickers on them and all taxes paid ...
CS: now that would be a good idea, Minister .... perhaps we could borrow another initiative such as the breatalyser and introduce a boat MOT?
M: Good ... after 3 years we test bits of the boat? which bits?
CS: well, minister ........ we should include rudders, of course, they don't seem to last very long ....
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Minister: well, why not have a CORGI (gas installer) type training scheme?
Civil Servant: nooo, can't expose ourselves quite like that ....
M: oh yes .. i forgot .. he was caught p*ing on tv into the only receptacle he left working
CS: yes and we can't have them running round putting condemned stickers on them ... can we?
M: but that might promote safety? i mean, look at all those rust buckets?
CS: hmmm .. yes minister ... but it is the gov's policy to increase the number of UK flagged vessels which might include any number of rust buckets and we don't want to frighten them off, do we Minister?
M: No .... but there's no such problem in the leisure industry, is there? We want to get them off the water, safely tucked up out of harms way with little yellow condemned stickers on them and all taxes paid ...
CS: now that would be a good idea, Minister .... perhaps we could borrow another initiative such as the breatalyser and introduce a boat MOT?
M: Good ... after 3 years we test bits of the boat? which bits?
CS: well, minister ........ we should include rudders, of course, they don't seem to last very long ....
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jimi
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Nab Enders has been suggested .. at least I think he said Nab...
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Nab Enders has been suggested .. at least I think he said Nab...
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graham
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You could dry the boat out in the mud somewhere and two topless models could be mud wrestling in the background while you are interviewed sat in the cockpit.....
Then one of the crew appears spanners in hand and offers to unblock the bog for you.
Nah its supposed to be reality TV the mud wretlers I can go with but nobody will believe the crew unblocking the bog.
"Well it was OK last time I used it".....
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You could dry the boat out in the mud somewhere and two topless models could be mud wrestling in the background while you are interviewed sat in the cockpit.....
Then one of the crew appears spanners in hand and offers to unblock the bog for you.
Nah its supposed to be reality TV the mud wretlers I can go with but nobody will believe the crew unblocking the bog.
"Well it was OK last time I used it".....
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