New Crew

[pyrojames]

Congrats, more ankle biters for the next Pirate Weekend!

 

[JKay]

Congrats and enjoy the full meaning of life

cheers Joe

 

[muckypup]

I'd like the full meaning of sleep, but I'm not holding my breath. SWMBO was discharged from hospital this afternoon with a whole carrier bag full of drugs to take.

She did say to say thank you to everyone for their kind words.

S.

 

[JKay]

SWMBO is supposed to take the drugs (not you fool) /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

cheers Joe

 

[muckypup]

ahhh... I wondered why I was in no pain and my trips to the bathroom were very frequent... /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif

 

[Sixpence]

That's from where she kicked you in the nuts when you got the blame for her condition in the first place /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
They all do it /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif

 

[muckypup]

She did nearly break my hand. I'm sure she said "If you bring your thing near me ever again you're a dead man" just before Eloise was delivered!

S.

 

[Sixpence]

Yep, definately a woman thing /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
p.s.
you'll find me hiding in a corner when Bernie and MrsChellers arrive /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[Auntie Helen]

[ QUOTE ]
you'll find me hiding in a corner when Bernie and MrsChellers arrive /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[/ QUOTE ]Hey, I don't know about it all, I've not done any procreating!

 

[eastcoastbernie]

1. Nothing to be said on this topic that we don't already know.

2. Women give birth and don't make a fuss (other than the occasional scream and four letter word).

3. Men sneeze once and take themselves off to bed for a week with 'man flu'.

4. Nuff said.

5. You can run Tanner but you can't hide.

 

[D3B]

Thats all very well but having screamed blue murder about the pain......




the next thing they do........





is..........





say........




lets have another one so they can go through all that pain again......




so it cant be that bad......




can it /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif




Off to hide in the corner meself now

 

[eastcoastbernie]

Seem to remember it was my husband who started talking about the next one while we were still in the delivery suite .....




..... maybe that is why he is now an 'ex'.

 

[Sixpence]

No point hiding, she found me so now I'm running /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif


On a serious note (is that possible, I hear you say) I do admit that not all women are that way inclined. Just a pity my first wife was, I've never heard such language from someone that was supposed to be a lady /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif
Thankfully got shot of her and found Louise /forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif

 

[Athene V30]

Doug

Totally agree with you. Child birth must be easy, thats why it has been delegated to women.

Adam procreated Eve from a rib - now that must have been messy.

OK I'm going. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[eastcoastbernie]

1. The men on this forum outnumber the women zillions to one.

2. The men on this forum make feeble attempts to wind up the women, then run for cover.

3. For 'men' read 'mice'.

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[Sixpence]

Pass the cheese /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[FullCircle]

Back to the Scullery, Woman.
I'll be in the potting shed drinking potato wine if you want a punch up.

 

[eastcoastbernie]

Certainly Dearest.

I with forthwith to the kitchen where I will prepare your favourite dish because I love you so much.

On the menu tonight Darling, Pasta Ratpoisonaise.

Enjoy .....

/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

 

[FullCircle]

Darling, you know that face cream you are using?

Thats right, Ratspoisonaise,

Enjoy...

 

[Athene V30]

I love it when you talk like that /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif