Need to borrow a big spanner

I was always taught that if you have it, you should flaunt it, and as you seem to have a bigger big dick than my big dick and fil's big dick you should let all and sundry know about it :D

Roger, father in law advises that he has a tool of suitable girth and will bring it with him on his next visit, which should be Easter weekend, providing he doesn't forget :eek:
Must be a big dick thing, this forgetting stuff thing :o
Will advise by the weekend, hopefully in the affirmative, then just need someone passing here to collect and take to the supper. He won't notice if it's gone for a while in case Vara wishes to avail himself of a suitably sized tool for the job ?
 
I feel a seacock tightening masterclass coming on at the fitting up supper.

My King Dick wasn't big enough for my cock either. So nut tighting by Stilson is the order of the day :D :D

See you there!!
 
Hello all - been away for 36 hours and come back to all this :) Thanks Paul but postage would be exorbitant. Dave and Peter - all sounds great. Jim is back on Friday and threatens to get something big from his shed. Sorry to have caused so much research but I can't help having a big one to shift :o
 
I guess that puts an end to any further childish and puerile attempts at winding up the mummy button lot then :D

Good to hear you're sorted though, I'll tell himself to leave his medium sized king dick at home then :cool:
 
Seriously ? :eek:
Wash your mouth out Mr M :rolleyes:
The only difference between East coast men and boys
Is the size of their feet and the price of their toys :cool:

There is a time and a place for being serious, when that time comes it has a habit of being totally unexpected, and often the cause of concern. The size of ones King Dick is hardly a serious (though sometimes it may cause surprise) subject. However, no Lisa you're not getting a pic :o:D
 
Big spammers

Just done the same job on "may" still have the spanners on board you can even borrows he sikaflex & ptfe that's not gone off yet. One very large adjustable and one big pair of slip joints
Still at Titchmarch .
Can't get to the fitting out supper but can leave the tools with HM

Sean
 
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