Nautie Buoys

[jimi]

Hi .. I've got this idea. I get on your boat, drink your beer, make the odd tea, pull the odd rope and you give me £500 a day (dollars accepted as well). What do you think?

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[kilkerr1]

Bargain - I'll take three of you! But only if you promise to block the heads too...



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[dralex]

You could set up an agency and go international- travel expenses paid of course. You could be cabin boy for rich women on their Mobos in Monaco. Why not set up a website with some tacky photos of yourself to attract potential punters? /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

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[longjohnsilver]

Just beat me to it! That was my idea only I'd be a bit cheaper and there's far more of me so it would be much better value for the punters.

And I'm sure I can drink much more beer than the Scottish midget...................

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[claymore]

Sounds fine - do you have a website? - oh and references

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[kilkerr1]

Well then, maybe you could auction yourselves on Ebay. What category do you think you'd have to put yourselves in? Collectables? Sporting goods? Toys and games..?

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[MainlySteam]

Only if you cross dress.

John

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[ParaHandy]

Re: fat chance o\' a reference ....

he falls asleep as soon as he steps onboard .....

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[zefender]

Not sure about the pulling the odd rope bit

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[longjohnsilver]

Professional beer drinker?

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[tcm]

Re: huh! where\'s my £500?

there's several of us already been on your boat and guess what - no £500 at all! I poured loads of drink too, admittedly most of them for myself and some of them on the floor, nonetheless I and others even SLEPT ON BOARD which should be extra, really.

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[dralex]

Not knowing Jimi personally, I'd hate to comment on how fussy he is, let alone his sexual preferences. You're right about there being more rich men though. I'm sure the kilt could also be useful.

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[DogStar]

Odd cup of tea?

I wouldn't pay £500 for odd cups of tea. I want normal ones. White, two sugars and don't let it stew! My ropes are all odd. I don't think you'd want to pull any of them, though. They're definitely 'high maintenance'.

I spill enough of my own drinks, what I need is someone to drink the spills!

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[Peppermint]

Re: Crikey Jim

where on earth did you get an idea like that?

Do you do extras?

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[dralex]

Re: Crikey Jim

I think you needed to see the post this morning- it was from an American "lady" advertising her services for $1000/day t o come and host on your boat,

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[BrianJ]

Re: Sounds a bit

Yep, it sounds a bit " queer" to me...not what I expect from our " jimi"
BrianJ

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[nicho]

You really don't want to know!!

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[cameronke]

Re: Crikey Jim

Yes but Jimis post was before this womans (would have loved to see it!, always seem to miss the controversial ones)

Isn't this known as soliciting?

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[longjohnsilver]

Re: Crikey Jim

No it wasn't! It was some time after the original which was unusual, but having looked at her website seems to be fairly innocent although fairly naieve. But maybe it's me who's naieve!

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