Naked has a new king! Come on folks, top this please?

[SamanthaTabs]

My mate was out in his kayak quietly paddling through the moorings at Felixstowe Ferry when he came across three naked young ladies sunbathing on board a yacht and they had no idea he was there!

Sub category for perving king (obviously dependent on time spent looking...)?

Naked Spanish man anchored very close has just finished t'ai chi type exercises on the bow.

 

[cliff]

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Complete with "bum boy" on-board / standby

 

[Euphonyx]

What a good idea. My wife just pointed out to me that the inclinometer is broken!

 

[MissFitz]

A colleague just sent this to me a propos of something else, but it seems quite relevant to this discussion (**warning: some rude words, but nothing that couldn't be said on the BBC in the early 80s.........) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vk5K-4PGYQ&feature=youtu.be

 

[syfuga]

Smart lady

You gather a few of these anecdotes as you travel around.

One of my favourites was smart lady, 70's, posh frock and bejewelled, going ashore for lunch at Andraitx.

Same posh lady later observed on transom of motor cruiser, cleaning... stark naked except for her marigolds!