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Many a funny situation is viewed at anchor.

Our best one to date is yesterday, French Adonis (yes, swoon Swmbo's) passing by in his high powered rib - that was until I realised that he was totally naked and deliberately weaving between most anchored yachts showing his erm prowess.. (Think it was a tad chilly...)
 
[1] I was standing naked on the balcony of a hotel in Nice when I noticed a crowd forming on the other side of the road. I went inside to tell my wife, when I went back outside I got a cheer!

[2] Miles from anywhere in the Med, we three blokes stripped off to enjoy the sunshine. I went up to the mast to make an adjustment, and noticed a boat overtaking us very slowly: about 15m away (why do they do that). Looked back at my mates (who were aware of the boat when they suggested I went to the mast), rolling about with laughter in the cockpit. I had to stay there for several minutes with my back turned.
 
SamanthaTabs said:
Many a funny situation is viewed at anchor.

Our best one to date is yesterday, French Adonis (yes, swoon Swmbo's) passing by in his high powered rib - that was until I realised that he was totally naked and deliberately weaving between most anchored yachts showing his erm prowess.. (Think it was a tad chilly...)
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no pic... didn't happen

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nigelmercier said:
[2] Miles from anywhere in the Med, we three blokes stripped off to enjoy the sunshine. I went up to the mast to make an adjustment, and noticed a boat overtaking us very slowly: about 15m away (why do they do that). Looked back at my mates (who were aware of the boat when they suggested I went to the mast), rolling about with laughter in the cockpit. I had to stay there for several minutes with my back turned.
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I mis-read that as "went up the mast..." until I realised how unlikely, though worse, that sounded!

Years ago, on my first flotilla, my mate was standing starkers on his forecabin bunk, looking out of the forehatch. Presumably he thought that since only his torso was exposed he was decent. But had forgotten about the cabin side windows, until other people started pointing and laughing...

Mike.
 
Last year, we were approaching Vlieland behind a traditional Dutch boat with a crew of 4. We overtook, and as I looked back and waved, I realised that the crew were all clothed, but the helmsman had omitted to put on any trousers!

Again, on a very hot day near Lauwersoog, we were overtaken by a large cat, with a crew of 4. They were wearing matching hats ... And nothing else.

Naturism on boats seems to be more common in the Netherlands.
 
On a bareboat (ba-boom!) trip with a Sunsail boat in Croatia. Came into a marina, bows to, as one does in those parts, and a woman jumped off the next door boat, and came around to take our lines. Totally starkers and a looker too. I don't usually mess up parking that badly. I think my jaw must have dropped onto the throttle lever.
 
Some years ago, anchored in a bay in the Cyclades, I heard an American female voice calling me. I looked over the cockpit dodger and saw a naked lady floating alongside. She invited me to a drink on 'their' yacht and as there was only three vessels anchored that was easy. My boat, a big American flagged ketch and a Greek yacht.

Tidied myself up, climbed into the dinghy and rowed over to the ketch. Standing in the dinghy I peered over her toerail to see a naked lady face down on the foredeck. 'Hello' I called...She sat up, shrieked and threw the contents of whatever was in the glass beside her at me...Wrong boat!!! :p The naked American swimmer had come off the Greek flagged charter yacht...All was resolved later and we all had a good laugh about it..:D
 
SamanthaTabs said:
Many a funny situation is viewed at anchor.

Our best one to date is yesterday, French Adonis (yes, swoon Swmbo's) passing by in his high powered rib - that was until I realised that he was totally naked and deliberately weaving between most anchored yachts showing his erm prowess.. (Think it was a tad chilly...)
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It would have come as no surprise if the frenchman was relieving himself at the same time...

Why is it they are happy to say "Bon Appetit" whilst relieving themselves in full view of your cockpit dinner party.
Not funny in my view just another cultural shock.

Maybe the high powerd rib was a dick substitute bit like having an E type......to make up for his lack of...
 
Years ago my wife and I worked for Sunword Sailing (now Neilson) in turkey teaching dinghy sailing. We had a weeks holiday comming up and a spare yacht was available so that we could join in flotilla. At the last minute the yacht got booked so we decided to do flotilla in a Wayfarer.
One hot day miles from anyone we decided on a bit of naked sailing, beautifully warm, a good breeze and we were newly married. That evening in a taverna with all the flotilla boats one skippers commented on the risk of sunburn on normally protected parts of the body, followed moments later on the risks of naked trapezeing...........we were rumbled. I'd forgotten about the binoculars that all the yachts carried:)
 
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