My Lords, Laydees, and Gentlemen

[Lakesailor]

Mr and Mrs Tenuous-Efforts and their daughter Vary

 

[Tidewaiter2]

Mrs Harda and her tough sister, Mrs Stern

 

[Tidewaiter2]

Mr & Mrs Engine-Room, their daughter Blower and her Fans

 

[Tidewaiter2]

There will a short break in proceedings as Capt & Mrs Drake go out to meet thier cousin Ada from that troublesome branch of the family in Cadiz. Thats right folks, no-one expected......

The Spanish arm Ada

I heard they hadn't expected their personal YM invitation to 'name your favourite pub in Spain';

Yes, they hadn't expected the Spanish Inn-question

 

[Tidewaiter2]

Please give it up for the very horsey Auntie Westerly and her Konsort, A Centaur!

 

[johnalison]

The low-down character Jez and his son Bill

 

[Twister_Ken]

A posse of boatbuilders, I give you

Nora Torswann
Jon O'Yot
Hal Bergrassy
Wes Terley
Russ Lurr
Hans Uh
Benny Toe
Van Coova
Sue Therely
Mac Gregor

And here's Noah, the original Arc owner.

 

[Tidewaiter2]

A posse of boatbuilders, I give you

Nora Torswann
Jon O'Yot
Hal Bergrassy
Wes Terley
Russ Lurr
Hans Uh
Benny Toe
Van Coova
Sue Therely
Mac Gregor

And here's Noah, the original Arc owner.

Respect, Mon, ting n nat

 

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That Anglo-Chinese couple, Mr and Mrs Quienjin, and their son, Don

 

[Twister_Ken]

And, late as usual, Mr and Mrs Jacques, who could barely be bothered to come along this evening. Please welcome the Lazy Jacques.

Mr and Mrs Tonner, and their son Alf.

What a coincidence, Mr and Mrs Hitch, and their son Alf.

From Norway, Nick Olsen.

And here's Bo Lynne with Walter Line.

Jill Coate, with her pal Polly-Esther.

 

[marklucas]

Some interlopers from the Grocers Ball

Mr and Mrs Gette and their daughter ... Cour!

 

[Duffer]

Mr and Mrs Beneteau and their son ... Gordon

 

[NC16]

Unfortunately last year's guests of honour, Mr and Mrs Rockner and their son Ben D, are unable to attend due to a problem in issuing tickets.

They were due to pay £800 but only sent £420. After a time, they sent an additional £200 and claimed that this was quite enough.

 

[PaulJS]

Mr and Mrs Carroway, and their daughter Ann...

 

[Twister_Ken]

Who is providing the entertainment? Rod Hull and Howard Keel, or the Tiller Girls?

 

[KevO]

Mr and Mrs Jardon, and their son Hugh.

 

[KevO]

Mr and Mrs Yabakyabich, and their son Leon.

 

[tjc]

Mr and Mrs Hooker and their objectionable son.....Rudolph

 

[Tidewaiter2]

Please give you adoration to that glamourous Sunseeker from the Darkside, Princess Fletcher who has thrown caution to the Fourwinds to be with us tonight

 

[RobbieW]

Who is providing the entertainment? Rod Hull and Howard Keel, or the Tiller Girls?

I thought the invitation said The Trolls, oh - sorry, just cleaned me glasses, that'll be the The Troggs - they all look the same to me anyway