My Apologies.

Or....

Went for a Chinese take away in Morcombe but there was a very big queue,
they were waiting for the chef to wash up



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Okay then, How about this then......

Cockle pickers wages are being increased to £2 an hour. To help them keep their heads above water.

We are only trying to cheer ourselves up.

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Oops, scored 100. No wonder the wife likes me to go to the boat every now and then. /forums/images/icons/blush.gif

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So i suppose that makes you a 'Sex Maniac'??

I was going to say Nymphomaniac, But i think that only describes Women.



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Have just heard from my mechanic - Popeye is serviced and ready to go! /forums/images/icons/smile.gif /forums/images/icons/smile.gif Now I just have to persuade the wife to let me go on Sunday - looks as if Brighton is going to be calm, so can give her a full warm up and test. Now where did I put all my gear??

Yippeeeeee!!!

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Cockle Pickers wages /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif That will get you 'Moofed' when Kim sees it!!

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I suppose you're not far wrong there. /forums/images/icons/blush.gif

Sorry to rub it in about Popeye being ready now for the season. Just getting excited that the two of us could possibly be re-united this weekend! Yippeeeeee!!!

No stress and a relaxing blast!!!! /forums/images/icons/cool.gif

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SWMBO has just called to say it's OK to go down to the boat on Sunday - her Valentine's present to me! It's going to be a b....y good weekend! /forums/images/icons/cool.gif /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

Getting withdrawal syptoms already...

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Derek, I want a full report on last night. Mr B is still on the missing list. Now give him back, I'm starving !

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