Motor Problem and Naked Carp

[LifeAtSea]

I apologise. My fingers were oily and slipped on the numbers keys.

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[BrendanS]

One of many slips made on the forums then?

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[LifeAtSea]

On the contrary, I rather think that I am quite sure-footed within this forum. One has to be following the brief run-in with a Slimeball.

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[BrendanS]

oh go on then, describe the slime ball. I've probably eaten one or two

Have you eaten live squid yet? or the wonderful eel in tofu

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[LifeAtSea]

Ah, the live baby squid. Being an animal lover, I was horrified when this dish was once brought to my table. I was dining with some white-shirted salarymen friends of mine and I'm certain that they ordered the dish for shock value. Well, I refused to eat the poor little blighters[not the salarymen] and asked about the possibility of taking them home as pets.
One of the guys I was with was the object of squid revenge. After dipping the head of the live squid into his soy sauce, the squid, like anything who'd just been dunked in a load of liquid might do, spat out the soy sauce and it ended up splattering on my friend's crisp, white shirt.
Squid 1 Salaryman Nil

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[Talbot]

slightly more accurate figure is 1 gallon = 4.546092 liters /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

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