Moronic swimmer stops The Boat Race

I may be wrong here, but I really don't care about a bunch of stuck up pubic schoolboys in their hateful rowed craft being interrupted by another of their ilk.

The more rowers I meet on the River, the more I detest their obvious distaste of other river users, and lack of any common manners whatsoever.

Before I die, I want to borrow a speedboat, and take them all out in style :D

I may spare Ramage's lovely fluffy offspring, who is the obvious exception to the rule, but the rest are going to be liquidised by a 200hp Mercury :o


I hope this doesn't cause offence of course :p

I clearly shouted 'Good morning' to at least twenty of the snide little gits over the weekend, and had not one glance or nod for my troubles.

Seriously, why should I care!! :confused:

When and only when you have experienced "Boat Race Day" on your own boat having got there under your own steam and moored up with thousands of people looking down at you in envy as you have your own boat THEN watch both races go past close enough to see the pain on their face then you can moan....

Until then dont knock it until you have tried it..you really dont know what you are missing, one of the best boating days in the season..
 
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Talk about Fred Drift!

This started as something about a suicidal swimmer wrecking The Boat Race, and the aspirations of 16 oarsmen and two coxes, and has denigrated into a rowers v moboers tiff.

Get a life! :D
 
Talk about Fred Drift!

This started as something about a suicidal swimmer wrecking The Boat Race, and the aspirations of 16 oarsmen and two coxes, and has denigrated into a rowers v moboers tiff.

Get a life! :D

It's only just getting started, we have not had anchors , sailboats, sports boats vs brooms and of course live aboards ...

Pull up a seat ...
 
It seems that while the chap was swimming towards the rowers, someone on the bank was shouting:

"Trenton!!, Trenton!! , Oh J*sus Chr*st, TRENTON!!!!!!

:D
 
It seems that while the chap was swimming towards the rowers, someone on the bank was shouting:

"Trenton!!, Trenton!! , Oh J*sus Chr*st, TRENTON!!!!!!

:D

Wasn't there a bit of film about that?! No doubt someone will be along with the link to it in a moment.

Wasn't the soundtrack Tubular Bells?:D
 
I'll sit here waiting till Friday evening then!!

Shall I send the bottle round to the Tower?:)

Fred Drift - certainly!
 
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