rich
Well-known member
Did you know the Bee-Gees are moving to Cornwall?...............
............They want to see morris-dancing one more time.
rich
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............They want to see morris-dancing one more time.
rich
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Monday joke(just back from the pub)
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Johnjo
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Just what we need down here,
More people moving in shoving up house prices!!
though in Morrises case it will only be ground rent!!!!!!!
mike
More people moving in shoving up house prices!!
though in Morrises case it will only be ground rent!!!!!!!
mike
paulineb
Active member
Tuesday joke - not back from the pub!
A man enters the confessional and says to the Irish Priest
"Father, it has been one month since my last confession. I have had
sex with Fannie Green every week for the last month."
The priest tells the sinner, "You are forgiven. Go out and say 3
Hail Mary's."
Soon, another man enters the confessional. "Father, it has been two months
since my last confession. I have had sex with Fannie Green twice a
week for the last two months."
This time the priest asks, "Who is "Fannie Green?"
"A new woman in the neighbourhood," the sinner replies.
"Very well," says the priest. "Go and say 10 Hail Mary's."
The next morning in church, the priest is preparing to deliver his sermon
when, suddenly a gorgeous, tall woman enters the church.
All the men's eyes fall upon her, as she slowly sashays up the aisle and
sits down in front of the altar.
Her dress is green and very short, with matching shiny emerald green
shoes.
The priest and altar boy gasp, as the woman sits with her legs
slightly spread apart.
The priest turns to the altar boy and asks, "Is that Fannie Green?"
The altar boy, whose eyes are popping out of his head, replies;
"No Father, I think its just the reflection off her shoes."
Pxx
A man enters the confessional and says to the Irish Priest
"Father, it has been one month since my last confession. I have had
sex with Fannie Green every week for the last month."
The priest tells the sinner, "You are forgiven. Go out and say 3
Hail Mary's."
Soon, another man enters the confessional. "Father, it has been two months
since my last confession. I have had sex with Fannie Green twice a
week for the last two months."
This time the priest asks, "Who is "Fannie Green?"
"A new woman in the neighbourhood," the sinner replies.
"Very well," says the priest. "Go and say 10 Hail Mary's."
The next morning in church, the priest is preparing to deliver his sermon
when, suddenly a gorgeous, tall woman enters the church.
All the men's eyes fall upon her, as she slowly sashays up the aisle and
sits down in front of the altar.
Her dress is green and very short, with matching shiny emerald green
shoes.
The priest and altar boy gasp, as the woman sits with her legs
slightly spread apart.
The priest turns to the altar boy and asks, "Is that Fannie Green?"
The altar boy, whose eyes are popping out of his head, replies;
"No Father, I think its just the reflection off her shoes."
Pxx
ccscott49
Active member
Re: Tuesday joke - not back from the pub!
I'm back on the rig and that cheered me up no end!! Thanks Pauline! Ribs still sore!! Boo Hoo!
I'm back on the rig and that cheered me up no end!! Thanks Pauline! Ribs still sore!! Boo Hoo!
Alistairr
Active member
Re: Tuesday joke - not back from the pub!
Fantastic....
CHEERS.
Fantastic....
CHEERS.
Forbsie
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Re: Tuesday joke - not back from the pub!
Excellent!! /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif
I can see you are on top form this morning, Pauline.
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Excellent!! /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif
I can see you are on top form this morning, Pauline.
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Bejasus
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Re: Tuesday joke - not back from the pub!
Sorry to hear your back at work. I just got home 5 days ago...har, har.../forums/images/icons/laugh.gif
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