Milltech

[MedDreamer]

Have recieved an e-mail from Milltech ostensibly to thank me for placing an order with him but reading between the lines it is clearly something more sinister

He says the goods will be promptly delivered to my home and if I am happy with the service please let others know.

In other words......

He knows where I live and if I don't say that Allgadgets are great he can have the boys around pronto.

So....

Aren't Allgadgets great

PS Will that do John??

<hr width=100% size=1>Martyn

 

[longjohnsilver]

Reading between the lines you're actually asking why your order hasn't yet been delivered, even though you only placed it an hour or so ago, surely this is cr#p service, he should be anticipating orders and delivering before you even know you want the goods./forums/images/icons/wink.gif

In which case, where's my new gps/chartplotter?

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[MedDreamer]

Be careful, if what you say is true he must know where we all live!! (otherwise how would he know where to deliver the goods we haven't yet ordered?)

Do you think Milltech and Santa Claus are one and the same? You never see them both in the same room at the same time

<hr width=100% size=1>Martyn

 

[longjohnsilver]

Could well be one and the same, in which case he should have at least 2 Fleming 55's tucked away on his sleigh.

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[MedDreamer]

Now we will see if he really exists. Can I have one of those big plasma TVs and surround sound systems that Piers was putting in his.

Santatech can even take my Bayliner in P/x if it helps

<hr width=100% size=1>Martyn

 

[Col]

Ah but I've met him (Milltech that is! Not Santa)

He's just a normal bloke. Mind you, he does have a rather "full" white beard, and some funny looking dogs, I know one of them is called Prancer.

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[MedDreamer]

I think the net is closing !!!!

<hr width=100% size=1>Martyn

 

[milltech]

If you all write your Christmas requests on a small piece of school type lavatory paper and send it up the stack on Christmas Eve I'm sure you will learn the truth about this risible Internet "outing" of me as Santa, you may also discover that using it for the purpose intended brings greater reward.

My friends are aware this claim is both laughable and absurd and I shall be taking out an immediate injunction to ensure it is not further promulgated to the lower orders via the public press.



<hr width=100% size=1>John
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[MedDreamer]

Fat lot of good an injunction will do you once the Sunday papers have got hold of it.

So you, your friends, and employees (or aides as I believe they are called in your circle) will all vigourously deny thank you have any such Santa like inclinations. However the rumours will persist in the papers with widespread use of the word "allegedly" to show that this is not their opinion, just something they have heard on the street

Lets face it theres only one way out of this....come clean, admit it..

I'm a Yorkshireman, what exactly is lavatory paper?

<hr width=100% size=1>Do you think a Fleming 55 would look out of place on Windermere?