Maydayish

[tome]

I have onboard the following crew

A doctor, a physiotherapist, a chorister and a guitarist who has just mastered stairway to heaven

All are asleep as I type and none of them has so far been through any emergency drills

Tempting, isn't it?

 

[Gunfleet]

You're so flash with your wifi. I get it on my pda... but not on the boat

 

[Twister_Ken]

Tom,

Why don't just start the engine, and when they emerge bleary-eyed to ask WTF is going on, say "Just charging the batteries, so I can stay online to ybw.com."

 

[johna]

Ken
Are you still cleaning that new deck at this time of the morning.

John

 

[Cutter]

But have you told them how to prepare Sunday breakfast?!

 

[twisterkai]

A MOB drill with he who snores the loudest! Failing that, the guitarist - how many times can you really listen to stairway to heaven?!!

 

[Blueboatman]

''and he's climbing a stairway to heaven..'' - Is your boat called Heaven by any chance ?

 

[jimi]

Suggest "Road to Hell" by Dire Straits may be worth learning

 

[Sans Bateau]

I thought Road to Hell was Chris Rea?

 

[ghostwriter]

of course the only tune acceptable for such a drill is AC/DC's Highway to hell /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif .... or on the opposite end of the horizon I'd play them anything of Eddy Wally, those beefs won't know what hit them, might turn out to be lethal /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

 

[Cornishman]

Lucky you. I once had 4 RAF officers on board and had a hell of a job to keep the boat in the water!