MainlySteam Executed, Ships_Cat Laps Up

[Ships_Cat]

Re: Noo Listen here

I think it may prove to be even easier to develop a deep and meaninless relationship with a cat - purrrr. Just love rubbing against those hairy legs sticking out below the kilt (if you have naturalised enuff to wear one).

I was getting worried that these gender confused characters springing up on the forum recently might get to me - and being a cat is much safer than a man, woman or sheep I thought.

Regards

John

<hr width=100% size=1>I am the cat but I am only 6.

 

[jimi]

Re: Sigh..

Alternatively the cake's a prize so its a catastrophy ..

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[jhr]

Re: Sigh..

...or is leaning to one side, in which case it's a catalyst...

Stop! enough, already!

<hr width=100% size=1>Je suis Marxiste - tendance Groucho

 

[Ships_Cat]

Re: Sigh..

Thought it may have been a fur ball whose removal has been assisted by lubricating it with a cat dish full of strawberry icecream.

John

<hr width=100% size=1>I am the cat but I am only 6.

 

[Robin]

Re: Noo Listen here

Certainly not a sheep, not this close to Wales anyway /forums/images/icons/blush.gif

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[jimi]

One for the oilmen!

or its a goodlooking cat .. so its a catcracker.

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[Ships_Cat]

Re: One for the oilmen!

I am a great dessert fan as is a friend of mine. We both spent a couple of years commuting back and forwards to Paris doing an assignment and found a restaurant that had a very good dessert table against the wall.

However, the local mice thought so too and every now and again we would see one scamper up or down the wall to sample the desserts - didn't put us off as the place became a regular - but perhaps I would prefer the mousse now.

John

<hr width=100% size=1>I am the cat but I am only 6.

 

[jimi]

Shocking!

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[jimi]

Whit\'s this?

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[jhr]

Re: Whit\'s this?

Simple. It's a weird looking monster in an armchair. And the Prime Minister, in some kind of mask.

<hr width=100% size=1>Je suis Marxiste - tendance Groucho

 

[powerskipper]

Re: Shocking!

Jimi is that "cat-a-tonic"

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Julie

 

[BrendanS]

Shipsd cat, you may find this useful in conversing with the forumites!

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[jimi]

Aye but whit\'s this

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[Clive_Rigden]

Re: Aye but whit\'s this

Catalytic converter, purrrchance ?

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[jhr]

Re: Aye but whit\'s this

Catheter? (Cat + Heater)?

I really should be doing some work.............

<hr width=100% size=1>Je suis Marxiste - tendance Groucho

 

[Clive_Rigden]

Re: Aye but whit\'s this

. . . thought this was work . . .

<hr width=100% size=1>Khyber

 

[jhr]

Re: Aye but whit\'s this

If only!

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[powerskipper]

Re: Aye but whit\'s this

or a "Cat -a-lick " purrter /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

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Julie

 

[Clive_Rigden]

Re: Aye but whit\'s this

Know what you mean. Still the s-h-one-t business is a bit slow at present. Howz boring?

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[jhr]

How\'s boring?

Living up to its name................

<hr width=100% size=1>Je suis Marxiste - tendance Groucho