Loch Ness Monster, Lord Lucan, Elvis,UFOs & Byron

[Nick2]

A number of Byron sightings on the forum this week.........

Is anyone prepared to confirm these before Joanne sends for the men in white coats to take me away?

Nick

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[PhilF]

Boating this weekend?

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[burgundyben]

Dont know about Byron but Elvis works in our chippy.



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[BrendanS]

Myth I suspect. Byron is currently holding the Loch Ness monster hostage in the Titanic which has crashed on the moon, after it was transported there by UFO's just before it sank. The story is being touted around the tabloids by Max Clifford (who is actually Lord Lucan). Elvis is in his way to your house wearing a white coat.

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[DepSol]

Dont know about Elvis but Byrons working in our chippy, trouble is he keeps eating all the chips and I dont know where the saveloys go to either!

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[Alistairr]

Yip, My Wife can confirm, She's seen Nessie, In.............LOCH LOMOND./forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

I keep telling her its the wrong Loch, But she says it could come down the river from Loch Ness/forums/images/icons/crazy.gif.



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[St3v3]

Nick,
I think you have been sniffing too many diesel fumes after your maintainance course, but just to put the record straight.

1. Nessie was spotted leaving Hythe marina last weekend during free flow

2. Lord Lucan runs a sea school in the med

3. Elvis works in the local Kebeb takeaway

4. UFO,s are seen every day running between Southampton and the isle of Wight (aka Red Jet catamarans).

5. Byron ?????????? I dont know.

So tell Joanne to forget the men in white coats and get you a boiler suit instead

Steve

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