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Lakesailor

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I had a strange dream last night in which whilst motoring in my boat, an 20 ft yacht, it filled with water and sank in seconds.
It was very disturbing. How can I avoid this happening?
Would less cheese late at night be the answer?
 
NOW my mystic powers tell me this dream has great meaning.

motoring means you are running from something, but not fast a flappy boats do not do fast, so you must want caught,

20ft is wishful thinking , as you wish something was bigger,

water is a symbol for being wrapped, or inside something,

sank in seconds is how fast something will happen and you wish to prolong the experience.

Hope this helps /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif
 
So, I want to get caught shagging someone with a huge dick, pitifully quickly.

Thanks for that.

Are you sure it's not the cheese?
 
you need to take control of your dreams with more authority and determination. Think before you fall asleep and "organise" a larger boat, a steel boat, a huge bilge pump, very shallow water, better insurance, or loads of money and a spare liferaft.

Er anyway, in windermere why couldn't you dream of a long soggy walk home? - it's not as tho it's completely unknown since all lake districty walks are a bit soggy, hm? Perhaps secretly your unconcious is telling you to get some more soggy walks in. Or of course, it's the cheese- in which case you could try dreaming of going sailing with Kylie Minogue and see if the boat sinking in seconds is quite so bad what with the skin tight clothes and her clinging to you...followed by erm, a soggy walk home....
 
The weather here is always lovely and sunny. We just tell people otherwise to keep it for ourselves.
Now this idea of a bilge pump, skin tight clothes and Kylie.........

Anyway, must to bed now.
Trying tuna tonight instead of cheese.
 
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