Lavatorial humour

[bobnewbury]

Re: From the landlord

Scrawled on a sign saying "Please do not drop cigarette ends in this urinal" was "As it makes them soggy and hard to light."

That was in a Sheppey pub too.

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[bobnewbury]

A drawing of two cubes and "Balls to Picasso".

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[bobnewbury]

Oh, and..

On a cistern that bore the maker's name 'Armitage Shanks', someone had written underneath "Oh no he doesn't."

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[milltech]

Years ago, when this was topical, scribbled over the urinal at Watford Gap someone had written -

"Edward Heath can kiss my arse"

and some wit had written underneath

"Some people get all the luck"



<hr width=100% size=1>John
http://www.on-line-marine.com

 

[kindredspirit]

And the most commonplace one;

"You don't buy beer here, you only rent it."





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[paddywackcocker]

we aim to please,
will you aim to please



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[david_steward]

During the hapless Ashes campaign of 1989. A socialist worker type had scrawled the usual rhetoric about dearest Margaret.

THATCHER OUT

To which a shellshocked cricket follower had added his own piece of observation.



THATCHER OUT.........Lbw Alderman








<hr width=100% size=1>We don't want a sports cruiser, totally impractical. Err ok then.

Dave S

 

[penfold]

There's the perennial university/college lav favourite, usually written next to the bogroll holder with a big arrow pointing to same:

"(faculty of your choice, IME usually Arts or Divinity) Degrees here, please take one"

My personal favourite has to be a diatribe against fascists which was written in the toilets of the James Watt building at Glasgow Uni:

"F**k the BNP"

Which had been edited to read:

"F**k the Bunyip"

Make of that what you will; a bunyip AFAIK is a mythical australian beastie of some kind.

cheers,
David

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[orion21]

In a newly painted bog,

The painters work is all in vane
the shithouse poet strikes again

on a bog in one of the pubs here

The beer in here is like makin love in a canoe
f**kin close to water.

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[ponapay]

This was in the

wartime submarine Unbroken. Reported in Alastair Mars's book of the same name.

Submarine heads were notoriously small and unreliable, there was also a possibility of getting 'it' all back if you got the valves the wrong way round.

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[mirabriani]

Re: From the signpost N L

Signpost
2 1/2 miles to Golders Green
(Home to many Jewish people)
Underneath was scrawled
"But to you 2 miles"

Briani

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[Sybarite]

Vidi Vici Veni



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[milltech]

"The beer in here is like makin love in a canoe
f**kin close to water".

I think the original is Swedish or Norwegian and goes something like, "Why is Swedish beer like making love in a canoe?"

Answer

Both are F+++in' near water.


<hr width=100% size=1>John
http://www.on-line-marine.com

 

[jhr]

More sport

From the '70s again: "Jesus saves - but Keegan scores on the rebound.............."

<hr width=100% size=1>Je suis Marxiste - tendance Groucho

 

[DanTribe]

Next verse
Here sit I, very artful
got in free & done a cartful

Sign near bottom of cubicle door

"Warning limbo dancers operate in this area"

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[Rowana]

Save gas - Fart in a bottle

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