Lavatorial humour

[Colin_S]

Do you remember the good old days when the scribblings on public convenience walls used to be fairly innocent compared with today's offerings.

Here's a couple of my favourites from childhood holidays to sunny Leysdown-on-sea (for sea read mud).


It's no use standing on the seat, the crabs in here can jump six feet.
If you think that's rather high, go next door the b*st*rds fly!


Here I sit broken hearted
Paid my penny and only f*rted!


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[KevB]

Happy days

I spent my youthful summer holidays at Leysdown. Boy how times change. Good memories of the place though.

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[Colin_S]

Re: Happy days

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I spent my youthful summer holidays at Leysdown. Boy how times change.

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I'll say - they won't even let you in unless you've got tatoos, and that's just the women!

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[tcm]

ah yes. "ManU we're gonna stuff you again and then kick your heads in - Leeds United FC". You don't se that any more.

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[Magic_Sailor]

Leysdown

I went to Leysdown.

We lived in Crayford - went down in a Timpsons coach (one with a bonnet!).

I remember a "holiday site" with chalets and a big field outside with golden wheat waving in the wind. The beach was mud!

On the way home the coach was late and my Mum and Dad hitched a lift. We got stuck in traffic jam (M&D thought this was really something!)

I'd have been about 5.

Magic

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[ParaHandy]

Sign on door of ...

french bog (old type you squatted over) "gravity sucks" ...

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[ChrisE]

and of course

Seen, I believe, in a London station loo.

"My mum made me a homosexual" to which someone had appended.





"If I give her enough wool will she make me one as well?"

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[andyb]

Seen on a wall above a urinal

It's no good you looking up here, the jokes in your hand!

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[beancounter]

seen at the bottom of a toilet door covered in graffiti of varying taste and humour:

"This door is now available in paperback from Penguin, priced 75p"

<hr width=100% size=1>Fabricati Diem, punc

 

[Plan_B]

How many of the Mens had a sign over the trough saying "Please Use the Ashtray"


- There were some who could, and some that couldn't !!

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[moodycruiser]

I believe there used to be a pub in London that had a wall blackboard for people to write graffiti, and some wag had carved into it th a pen-knife: "Alright, who pinched the bleedin' chalk, then?"

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[moodycruiser]

I believe there used to be a pub in London that had a wall blackboard for people to write graffiti on, and some wag had carved into it th a pen-knife: "Alright, who pinched the bleedin' chalk, then?"

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[jhr]

Scrawled high above the urinals:

"Whilst you're reading what I've put
I hope you're p*ssing on your foot"

I also recall:

"Here am I, very thankful
Paid a penny - did a tankful"

Ah; the lost innocence of youth................

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[jimi]

Save a tree .. kill a beaver!

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[jhr]

Thort it was "Eat a beaver"? /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

<hr width=100% size=1>Je suis Marxiste - tendance Groucho

 

[Magic_Sailor]

From the landlord

"Don't throw you dog-ends in my bog - and I won't piss in your ashtrays"

Magic

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[Cobra]

At the Station

At Colchester Station, a sign showing the way for travellers to the continent...

HARWICH FOR THE CONTINENT

beneath which some wag had written

FRINTON FOR THE INCONTINENT

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[boatmike]

Actually the wittiest I ever saw was a rhyme

This bloody toilet
is no good at all.
The seat is to high,
and the hole is too small.

To which someone had continued in a different handwriting:

To which I must add,
the obvious retort:
Your arse is too big,
and your legs are too short.....




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[Jinks]

The Kings Arms (I think) in Oxford also used to have a blackboard. I'll never forget:

"What's so special about Linda Lovelace, my granny went down on the Titanic."

For those too young to remember who Linda Lovelace is/was, DON't ask your father.

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[bobnewbury]

Re: Happy days

Speaking as someone who got out of Sheppey (although not without having gone throught the penance of working at the Golden Nugget in Leysdown for a season), I can only concur.

Might I suggest a look at www.sheppeyscum.com for an update to your childhood memories?

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