Just Remember, Gentlemen...

[Aja]

The splashback scandal: should all men sit down to urinate?

We all sit down!

 

[mjcoon]

Not if you're peeing over the side!

 

[Yealm]

The splashback scandal: should all men sit down to urinate?

We all sit down!

Inside and outside the home?!

 

[DJE]

And close the lid when you flush. It's a wonder we've survived all these years really.

 

[lustyd]

And close the lid when you flush. It's a wonder we've survived all these years really.

Indeed, and not just the seat as the ladies would have us believe!

 

[TiggerToo]

And close the lid when you flush. It's a wonder we've survived all these years really.

in fact, most people didn't

 

[LittleSister]

Note current thread on a related topic -
Sitzpinklers only

 

[Aja]

Note current thread on a related topic -
Sitzpinklers only

Hours later than my post though.

 

[LittleSister]

Hours later than my post though.

Well, congratulations on 'winning', but it's still related.

 

[Aja]

Well, congratulations on 'winning', but it's still related.

Well thanks ever so much for pointing this out.

 

[[3889]]

I use a 5l wine container. Contents improves with recycling.

 

[zoidberg]

Backstay straphangers....

 

[fisherman]

I was laying a mdf floor in a bathroom and had a pee, I was amazed at the amount of splashing, every spot showed up. Consider also that us men have an aiming device for this function; since then I have got in touch with my feminine side and sit.
Also, beware peeing downwind in a gale: the vortex round your body sprays it up into the face. 60 degs is about right.

 

[zoidberg]

There are plenty of male urinal bottles available - Amazon, Argos - quite cheaply...... and others for women. There's really no excuse.

 

[The Q]

I was laying a mdf floor in a bathroom and had a pee, I was amazed at the amount of splashing, every spot showed up. Consider also that us men have an aiming device for this function; since then I have got in touch with my feminine side and sit.
Also, beware peeing downwind in a gale: the vortex round your body sprays it up into the face. 60 degs is about right.

Try wearing a kilt, you soon notice the splash back at a stand up...

 

[doug748]

Try wearing a kilt, you soon notice the splash back at a stand up...

The girls must get a splash up. I struggle to see a solution.

 

[KevinV]

I struggle to see a solution.

You're right, emulsions are far easier to spot

 

[KevinV]

On topic, I first came across the "please sit down" sign at the house of a very annoying, penis envy ridden client - and took great pleasure in ignoring it

 

[mjcoon]

On topic, I first came across the "please sit down" sign at the house of a very annoying, penis envy ridden client - and took great pleasure in ignoring it

Beware solutions like the story of Sir Lancelot & the chastity belt...

 

[johnalison]

Urine is a fact of life and not unduly toxic, even if it smells a bit when it goes off. Rather than get worked up about it, why not make sure that that the surroundings for the head will not suffer from a little contamination and be prepared to clean occasionally? There is nothing that would come to any harm from a spill in our boat. We don’t generally take any steps to keep it clean but occasional showers do the job perfectly well.