orion21
Well-Known Member
> A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the
> morning by a loud pounding on the door.
> The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken
> stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for
> a push.
> "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3 o'clock in
> the morning!"
> He slams the door and returns to bed. "Who was that?"
> asked his wife.
> "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
> "Did you help him?" she asks.
> "No, I did not, it is three in the morning and it is
> pouring out!"
> "Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't
> you remember about three months ago when we broke down
> and those two guys helped us?"
> "I think you should help him, and should be ashamed of
> yourself!"
> The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out
> into the pounding rain. He calls out into the dark,
> "Hello, are you still there"
> "Yes," comes back the answer.
> "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
> "Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
> "Where are you?" asks the husband.
> "Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk.
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> morning by a loud pounding on the door.
> The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken
> stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for
> a push.
> "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3 o'clock in
> the morning!"
> He slams the door and returns to bed. "Who was that?"
> asked his wife.
> "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
> "Did you help him?" she asks.
> "No, I did not, it is three in the morning and it is
> pouring out!"
> "Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't
> you remember about three months ago when we broke down
> and those two guys helped us?"
> "I think you should help him, and should be ashamed of
> yourself!"
> The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out
> into the pounding rain. He calls out into the dark,
> "Hello, are you still there"
> "Yes," comes back the answer.
> "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
> "Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
> "Where are you?" asks the husband.
> "Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk.
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