Jet Skiers - is it right to shoot them?

[DavidTav]

You can't be serious, that is unbelievably dangerous and irresponsible.

 

[colingr]

Absolutely agree, chicken wire is never strong enough to carry a full bottle of rum as it loses strength if continuously flexed, as it would be in the described situation.

 

[ronsurf]

Or you could use your anchor chain....
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article3834510.ece

 

[ccscott49]

Dont need a game licence, vermin, like rabbits pigeons etc.

 

[ccscott49]

Dont need a game licence, vermin, like rabbits pigeons etc.
Although best to get them before they breed!

 

[Mariner69]

Thankfully the Marine Police on the River Blackwater in Essex have been arresting the jet skiers for exceeding 8 knots and taking them to court where substantial fines have been levied. Should save on the cost of bullets. Better still the thermonuclear option would deal with a whole crop of them at once and provide us with instant sunshine.

 

[corkonian1]

I find the trap more effective.
Two plywood Silhouettes anchored twenty feet apart manned by pensioners
having a cup of tea with pianowire rigged between then.
Irresistible to your average jetskier. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[Chrusty1]

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[KREW2]

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Jet Skiers - is it right to shoot them?

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Of course it's not right, but with a plea of "Justifiable Homicide" and a jury of like minded people your sure to get off.

 

[trouville]

They are egoists & dangerouse its why ive been leaving the med for the rain during summer

 

[Koolie]

Can you shoot them whilst on your property?

Full story here:
http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl...v%3D2%26hl%3Den

 

[AlJones]

They're not all arsewipes!

Are all people that drive hot hatches idiots?

They just attract idiots I feel.

PWC owners who do insure their machines are 9/10 times asked to hold a PWC 'ticket', where they are 'taught' to be more considerate.

Al.

 

[B175Chris]

Guys, watch this, it's very topical!

http://balloonbazooka.com/movie_332.wmv

 

[oceanfroggie]

It has been traditional down our way for farmers repelling unwanted low lifes to replace 12bore contents with salt - it seems it can be used at shorter range and the evidence disolves or washes off
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I wouldn't worry too much about PWCs, it looks like Ireland is going to ban them and you know what happened the last time Ireland lead the EU with an innovative 'ban' - smoking got banned in public spaces through out many european countries.

PS: PWCs already banned in a number of Irish counties both inland and coastal. Their days are numbered. Wait till the domino effect starts.

 

[Major Catastrophe]

I caught one once, but threw it back as it was too big for the freezer.

Found it near a nuclear power station but was a bit put off by the two heads and three arms.

 

[oceanfroggie]

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ROFLMAO - Brilliant

 

[saltwater_gypsy]

Now, now lets be reasonable here.
The appropriate and effective artillery for jet/water skiers is a spud gun.It can be quickly made with plastic pipe, a piezo igniter, bottled gas and of course an ample supply of potatoes.
Construction details are here:
http://www.geocities.com/spudgunner_6/

Happy hunting!!

 

[Major Catastrophe]

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ROFLMAO - Brilliant

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They weren't ROFLMAO. Brand new jet ski which cleverly ingested every last inch of their wakeboard rope into the impeller.