henryf
Well-Known Member
What has happened to Solent coastguard?
Anyone who boats in the Solent will be familiar with ineptitude on the radio be it using the wrong channel, saying the wrong things or just generally getting in a bit of a fluster. The people who call out for every friend they think might be out for the day or have a long conversation on channel 16 about how far behind their chums they think they are as they head for the pub.
But the bedrock has always been Solent Coastguard. A calm and steady voice in the storm, a bastion of correct radio procedure, a paragon of patience on a busy bank holiday.
Until now.
Something has happened and I'm not sure what. All of a sudden the messages are unsure, there are pauses, gaps, incorrect radio procedures. It's as though Solent Coastguard has been taken over by a school work placement team.
"Has anyone seen a blue and white speedboat with 5 people on board in the Solent?"
Well yes, pretty much everyone out there will have seen one with 5 or so people on board at some stage in the day, there were loads of boats out there. A few people called up in response.
"No, I don't think that's the boat we are looking for."
"Were there any dogs on board?" To a caller who had already stated that their blue and white speedboat didn't seem to be in any difficulties.
So what were we looking for? A stolen boat? Abducted children? Bad taste swimwear?
No, it turns out that someone had reported an engine failure and a boat taking on water. It was a bit choppy out there in the middle of the Solent and I can see how a situation would deteriorate.
I'm not an expert in these matters but something along the lines of, "A small 21 foot speedboat has reported engine failure and taking on water in the Solent but they are unable to give their position. Could all vessels be on he lookout for such a vessel and report to Solent coastguard. We have instructed the crew to wave their arms above their heads to alert passing boats" would have been prudent.
The problem is I'm not sure the new Solent Coastguard have ever been out on the water. They don't see familiar with well known landmarks or features and they don't seem able to steer the situation as Solent Coastguard of old would have done.
Maybe I've just caught them on a few bad days but something seems to have changed, and not for the better.
Any ideas?
Henry
Anyone who boats in the Solent will be familiar with ineptitude on the radio be it using the wrong channel, saying the wrong things or just generally getting in a bit of a fluster. The people who call out for every friend they think might be out for the day or have a long conversation on channel 16 about how far behind their chums they think they are as they head for the pub.
But the bedrock has always been Solent Coastguard. A calm and steady voice in the storm, a bastion of correct radio procedure, a paragon of patience on a busy bank holiday.
Until now.
Something has happened and I'm not sure what. All of a sudden the messages are unsure, there are pauses, gaps, incorrect radio procedures. It's as though Solent Coastguard has been taken over by a school work placement team.
"Has anyone seen a blue and white speedboat with 5 people on board in the Solent?"
Well yes, pretty much everyone out there will have seen one with 5 or so people on board at some stage in the day, there were loads of boats out there. A few people called up in response.
"No, I don't think that's the boat we are looking for."
"Were there any dogs on board?" To a caller who had already stated that their blue and white speedboat didn't seem to be in any difficulties.
So what were we looking for? A stolen boat? Abducted children? Bad taste swimwear?
No, it turns out that someone had reported an engine failure and a boat taking on water. It was a bit choppy out there in the middle of the Solent and I can see how a situation would deteriorate.
I'm not an expert in these matters but something along the lines of, "A small 21 foot speedboat has reported engine failure and taking on water in the Solent but they are unable to give their position. Could all vessels be on he lookout for such a vessel and report to Solent coastguard. We have instructed the crew to wave their arms above their heads to alert passing boats" would have been prudent.
The problem is I'm not sure the new Solent Coastguard have ever been out on the water. They don't see familiar with well known landmarks or features and they don't seem able to steer the situation as Solent Coastguard of old would have done.
Maybe I've just caught them on a few bad days but something seems to have changed, and not for the better.
Any ideas?
Henry