Is Paddy taking the Mick?

[kateoreally]

The wee man's awfie keen to win a race in his Corribee. He's bought a stone o' spuds and asked me to rub the hull down with them cut in half. He swears that this will clean and lubricate the hull geing him an edge .. is he correct in this assumption .. bejaisus! Ah'm awfie inclined tae gie him a thick ear though!

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[ParaHandy]

Cooking instructions ....

ah goat thush frae Delia ... look, ma wee darling, jist parboil them first - nae verra long, mind, itherwise they get a bit squishy an they're nay use efterwards - so's the tattie fills orra holes left by the eejits previous fiddling. och, whaes looking, jist mash em and slap it oan, he'll ne'er ken ra difference ...

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