"Shirt lifting, chutney ferret" Nice to know we have such a charming bunch of homophobes using the forum. Yes he's irratating but so is reading such outdated useless comments such as these.
Oh how very sage-like of you. I suppose you go looking at the backs of leaves and tasting the dew on a blade of grass to give you a probablity fix on the pollen count.
Dear Claymore.
I feel that there has been a subtle attempt at Lakesailoring me and would urge you not to congratulate anyone on the end-of-weather-broadcast sign-off suggestions. Then no-one will get upset, as it seems lots of Forumites are getting upset these days.
Yours Affectionately
Do they need to finish with anything? I listened to the Radio 4 forecast at 1255 today. The forecaster said his piece in clear concise and well spoken English, then he shut up. No need for a verbal goody bag.
The effect was a bit spoiled by the newsreader following, who found it necessary to thank him, but never mind.
Lakey me old Laker
Ken and I have been lovers since we were both small boys. Nothing either says or writes about the other is ever taken seriously - well, thats not quite correct - I have enormous respect for him and am often devastated by his cutting yet often correct remarks. He thinks I'm a bit of a divvi.
Claymore, dear old Claymore,
Perhaps a slightly senior moment on your part. The Lakesailoring attempt was by tcm. Although to be fair to him I am claiming intelectual rights on a concept here and not a verbatim Lakesailoring.
I'm happy for you and Ken and glad that Civil Partnerships have now opened the way........